After re-reading the rather stilted rules in the Rules forum, I propose the following consolidation, for your comments (before implementing):
General Rules:
1. Have fun, and let others have their fun. Please, no angst.
2. Don't gossip. Don't bring private conflicts into public light.
3. Try to tone it down. Excessive obscenity and violence can detract from the value of your post.
4. No pornography. We're tolerant on what consists pornography, but guys, we don't want to have to mark the forums NSFW. If it's questionable, don't embed it. Link it. If it's overtly sexual, don't link it either.
4a (corollary). Don't be excessively sexual. People deserve the right to visit the forums without seeing people solicit sexual favors explicitly or implicitly.
5. Don't be obnoxious. No trolling, bumping, etc.
6. Keep avatars and sigs short and sweet.
7. Complain at the mods if you have a problem. If that doesn't work, complain to me. Don't let your personal problems boil over in the forums.
8. When in doubt, be considerate of others. (N.B. This might replace 1, 2, and 5)
9. Consider making a new thread after a thread reaches 50 pages. This keeps the forum lightweight and makes it easier to prune old posts.
RPing Rules:
1. Please don't godmod. It's frickin' annoying, and few RPers appreciate it.
2. Be considerate of others. Respect their right to not accept certain TFs.
3. Keep the RPing in the right forum.
4. You don't have to agree to a TF, but remember that you may have given the idea of implicit consent when partaking in an RP.
5. Agree to disagree. Not everyone likes changing into a girl (or a guy.)
6. Keep RPs from having to be marked as NSFW.