by muffinstud » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:38 am
I am also totally not Muffinstud, and I am totally not making a caption for this picture. You know, since I totally prompted this thread in the first place.
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What a crazy night. The liquor flowed freely, the beer fizzed in our noses, the boobs jiggled plentifully. I was the only sober one in the whole house. Even my kid brother...well, sister now. I guess the only thing we have in common now is our newfound femininity. Don't ask me how it happened though. Dave, or Ryoko I guess, tried to explain it to me. I was never good at that Star Trek technobabble, and she was full of it. Full of something else too, and I'm not talking alcohol. At least she wasn't as bad as Morrigan and Chun Li arguing over whose move set showed off their butts better. The other two, thankfully, were quiet. I guess it finally paid to have laid back drinking buddies.
I woke up first. Not having a hangover helps with the whole waking up ordeal. I collected myself as best I could and took a shower. Now that was an odd experience, especially since I had never even seen a girl as attractive as myself before. I got dressed, and I promise I only spent half an hour in front of the mirror. At least, I think it was half an hour. Anyways, one look outside confirmed the state of my former den. We weren't in Kansas any more. I could tell from all the magical girls flying to school or to fight their respective monsters of the day. I stood there in shock and slowly walked back to the den to see my buddies still passed out on the floor, still just as busty as they had never been.
I know this is going to be a huge shock to them, and I'm sure I haven't even felt the full force of the blow yet. Everything has changed, us included. One thing, I am absolutely sure hasn't changed. All my buddies may be pissed to find out they're still chicks, but they're really going to bite my head off for waking them up while hung over.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker