by muffinstud » Mon Nov 01, 2010 12:27 pm
[Seriously, I've been wondering why the caption prompts have stopped. Thanks, Miku.]
Having a dead girlfriend can really suck sometimes.
No, I didn't know her when she was alive. She came up to me. Scared me bad. Then she told me I was cute, and gave me a ghostly kiss. It was amazing. In fact, everything we do is amazing. She might be ruining living, breathing women for me. But then again, there's the other stuff she does.
Like when she possesses me, and I wake up to find myself in the dressing room of a department store, trying on dresses. Or when she moves things around to scare off girls she thinks are taking an interest in me. But the absolute worst, is when she tries to reenact that scene from Ghost. I swear, ever since she saw it, she doesn't even need a pottery wheel. She just does it.
Like right now. And she's even humming the song... Ugh.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker