by Blaze » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:23 am
Let me give this a shot. It'll probably suck, but let's see.
This is Acer E. Porter, reporting on the MSF Beach Party... there have been reports of strange occurrences happening at this annual event, of people changing sex, gaining animal appendages, taking on new personalities... While here, I've observed two bodybuilders in a flexing competition changing into two girls, one who was spontaneously trapped in bondage for being, 'less manly.' Apparently they were in a competition to see who was manlier, neither noticing they were both becoming girls... a guy sunbathing man turning into a woman as he applied sunscreen before falling asleep, a girl shooting people with a water pistol, people who slowly shifted into mermaids.
I went to a bar to refresh myself, but totally decided against it when I saw two cute guys becoming a girl and her younger sister after having drinks. I ran into the people who run this event, a mysterious quiet girl and a rambunctious old man prone to loud speeches. I asked why he ran this totally weird event and he said, "For beautiful flowers like you!" I went tooootally red and said he was like, too old for me. He laugh and jumped away reeealy far! Now, I'm gonna stop here, 'cause I just saw a game of volleyball and I have to get in on that! This is Ally Porter, signing off!