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[Stellar]

An idea for the kimono is to have ones that go from female to male. You want all customers to be happy, right?

(I'll forward questions to P.K. so they can be answered directly)

Dear consumer,

We here at Project Kimono understand how unhappy some are that we don't yet offer clothing that converts a female body to a male body. We have only just started preparing technology to do this. Though we are close to perfecting the female Kimono, the process is much different when handling the opposite sex. Once we feel confident to sell female Kimono's on the market we plan on researching the female to male aspect of our technology further.

Sincerely,

Hiromi Satsuki



>.> Eh... that had to be better then listening to a phone recording prompting you to press numbers right? ^_^; Stay tuned everyone! I have tonight and tomorrow off, I'm bound to make at least one more caption XD

[Stellar]

Greetings, I am the new lead researcher for Project Kimono. You can call me Senji. I have collaborated with subject six and we expect the Kimono to give him shorter reddish hair, an average body frame and darker eyes. I expect that from this Kimono all malfunctions will be worked out with an average transformation of the same height.

Senji

Project Kimono #6, How good is this new researcher?


This one seems like it actually could happen in the near future. There are already performers going to crazy lengths to stay popular.

Rock and Roll Life Style

This is a cute one XD Not sure what inspired it, but it's one of my favorites that I've done.

Penpals

Once again =D Enjoy

[Mistress Guendolen]

Aw, the penpals one was cute! So cheerful and upbeat. And yeah, so many celebrities will do anything to stay rich and famous....

[Katty]

Dear Project Kimono,
I find your product very fetching and have a high marketability rate. I would like to buy some stock in the company, if there is any to sell.
Sincerely, Katty


Ok, for real now. I just liked the penpals one. It is kanda like a forgien exchange of sorta. I also thing the rock star one will happen someday, but I do not think they will tell the press that, but tell the press that they are a new group/singer.

[Stellar]

New captions from the Stellar one. Yay *waves a flag around unenthusiasticly*

I love aliens >.> and I have many... many senarios in my head that can come fourth!

The Crude Experiment

This one seemed to jump out of my mind when I first looked at this picture X.x makes me wonder... where does the insperation for all these come from...

Repercussions of Cheating

Also I'm proud to introduce P.K.'s new rival company. Seems Hyami has been busy since he got laid off ^_~

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Greetings, this is Tetsu Hyami. After a misshap with my old job I've taken what I've learned and recieved funding to begin Kimono Offset. K.O. is to offer what competators don't. We are working to supply varieties of clothing so you can be anyone you want anywhere! I have remade the technology so the thinnest, most fragile fabrics can be used. This opens spectrums never thought of, though it does include many more responsibilities. After testing is complete there will be a few things required to purchase your first article of clothing, but we'll get to that another time.

Kimono Offset's first design
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Oh! I'll make an attempt to use anyone as the focus of a caption (catalyst or transformee, I shall decide muahaha) who can find a subliminal relation between the Kimono companies (it's not too obvious, and you can't find it by reading through the previous P.K. captions but I've practically given it away in this post!).

That's all for tonight MSF. Enjoy! =D

[Mistress Guendolen]

Don't worry too hard about the source of inspirations! Just let 'em arrive, and be glad they do. If you think too hard about it, they might stop.... But talk about a hardcore game system! That's someone who won't cheat again.... Though that begs the question: how did the game engineers allow this cheat to be possible in the first place? If they're advanced enough to cause this, surely they'd be advanced enough to nip cheating before it even began. Unless, of course, they WANTED the players to find it.... Something to ponder, hm?

[Stellar]

Think of it as revenge for gamesharks and cheats that weren't meant to be there XD After all, why would they intentionally program something that unlocks the best thing in the game by simply going <<^v<> while holding R2 or something like that >.> (man its been a long time since I've played Twisted Metal *suddenly craves it*) But of course, there are cheats that are suppose to be there, like in 007 Goldeneye, without paintball mode, or donky kong mode it wouldn't have filled the cartridge space for the N64 XD

[Kara-chan]

Very nice captions ^_^

[Cow Belle]

*pops out video game nerd man*

Cheats first came from programers that needed to test play the game or have game testers play the games. Sometimes the programers would leave the "cheats" in the code and never clean them up. Some times nerdy gamer kids would crack the codes. This is were cheat codes come from. Most days they just put them there for the fun of it.""

*Runs away the video game nerd man*

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Edit: *Runs back*

Allmost forgot, nice caps Stellar Hope!

*Runs away*

[Katty]

Ok. I think what everyone is saying is that the game caption was good. I think so too. But I liked the Neko one. Have to wonder if the kitten was female or the gender change was just a side effect.

Also, I think P K has its work cut out for it. If K O keep making any type of cloths, then P K will lose all its customers, minus the loyal ones, and give all the good sales to K O. P K needs a new gimmic to try and compeate.

[Mistress Guendolen]

I think the kitten was female, though the caption maker has to confirm that. I have a question for both companies: what would happen if, say, a girl put on one of the kimonos? Would nothing happen, or would she become an anime girl? Just something to ponder.

[Stellar]

Dear valued consumer,

Project Kimono has side tested our current Kimonos on females and have concluded that a full transformation does not occur. A majority of the time the Kimono causes the female subject to become a blend of their natural traits and what the Kimono would normally do for a male. Once our main Kimono line is perfected we are going to broaden our boundaries and include female to male, female to female, male to male, and human to animal-human breeds in our upcomming technology.

Thank you for your intrest,

Hiromi Satsuki

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Guendolen,

Thank you for your question! Hyami jumped at this inqerry and found a female subject to try on a gown we were working on. After a few tweaks in the fabric data we found that women can wear our clothing and look just like a male would. After a few more tests with different styles of clothing Hyami has much bigger plans now then he did before.

Best reguards,

Jamie Holbrook

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Woo I love doing that XD hey! I'm not saying what gender the kitten was =p Maybe the aliens rushed and used the wrong chemical formula when combining the two beings? Or maybe I'm just trying to confuse you and it really could have been a female kitten named Cinnamon? It's just as mysterious as "Unsolved Mysteries" but less compelling! -_-

[Stellar]

Attention MSF, I'm currently in the midst of transfering my captions from imageshack to photo bucket. Why? because I hate how hard it is to log back into imageshack if the cookie for it gets deleted. But to make up for this minor inconvineice I do have one caption I tinkered on moments ago. I'll post again once I'm finished redirecting links throughout my thread.

Jeans It's short, cute and isn't bad for my first caption in a long time -_-

[Stellar]

Alright I think that sums it up. If anyone wants to go through and check please let me know if I messed up a link or somethings linked in the wrong place ^_^ Meanwhile I did another caption while getting that all sorted out.

Dimension Worm I got quite carried away with this story actually, but I rank it up there with my Penpals caption ^_^ I write romance, not sex. Take that Panic! At the Disco. XD

[Katty]

Ok, been a while, but like them. It is nice to get into a love story with no sex. I find that most people who caption on OTHER sites, not this one, use sex everytime. Is a nice change in a good way.

I am ranting. Sorry. Good caps all around. =^-^=