I'm a captionjack, and that's okay...

[Mitera Nikkou]

There seems to be a caption bug going around. Achoo!

Oh, you know. Typical caption.

Am I the only one that uses "nutcracker" images for captions? ^_^;

This one was painful to write, in that it had become a big, detailed story in my head and I had to pack it down a paragraph to a sentence. XD;; It's not easy... X_X

Warning: for one vulgar word. Here's one for that unnamed universe, where someone becomes god and their narrow-minded perceptions screw around with reality.

It's a girl... and a boy! You have twins! Isn't it wonderful!? :O

There, chew on that for a while. Don't worry, you won't become cows if you do. <.<;

[Katty]

Yay. More caption-e goodness. I was wonder something about the third one, the bathroom. Did he not notice that his skin becomes pink / purple or did I just miss a line?

=^-^=

[MarioDS01]

There seems to be a caption bug going around. Achoo!

Oh, you know. Typical caption.

Am I the only one that uses "nutcracker" images for captions? ^_^;

This one was painful to write, in that it had become a big, detailed story in my head and I had to pack it down a paragraph to a sentence. XD;; It's not easy... X_X

Warning: for one vulgar word. Here's one for that unnamed universe, where someone becomes god and their narrow-minded perceptions screw around with reality.

It's a girl... and a boy! You have twins! Isn't it wonderful!? :O

There, chew on that for a while. Don't worry, you won't become cows if you do. <.<;

Some pretty good ones Nix. I really like the first one the best. That was pretty fun how the boys changed their ways and became girls to try new tactics. Hope to see more good ones from you.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Katty:

That's more likely due to your color settings. ;p Her skin is a bit pinkish, but the skin does blush to rosy and red colors when in hot water, and you can see that the parts that are furthest from the water, such as her arms and feet, seem a more normal color.

Mario:

The nun made them girls. ;p With the power of the Lord, I assume. He works in mysterious ways, so I have no idea what He'll do when He personally deals the second punishment to the boys, since the first, by the nun, had failed to teach them anything other than new ways to do the same thing.

[Stellar]

Divine punishment = comedic bliss

I can't stop laughing. You glance at the picture then read the story, then look at the picture again and it just fits so well there's no stopping the lols.

I really liked 'getting into shape.' I'm not sure what I think of it. There's points that I think are awesome and points that make me going 'eeeehhhh...', but the idea is what I like most.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I could go into a long explanation about why the image and the story really match, but I think that I can break it down to this: opposites attract + thrusting leg = greater crushing velocity. XD (the "opposites attract" is greatly made up of how different the forces of disrespectful lust and complementary love are.) Otherwise I find humor in those sort of pictures in general. ;p

How can you say that you don't know what to think of it when you said that you really liked it? XD The idea is more complex than what it seems, and really deserves to be in short story format (at least), but I did my best in breaking it down and still expressing the general idea. I believe that I have at least two other captions in this universe, if you want to see them.

What I'm sort of basing this on, are the ages of man. You know, like the golden age, silver age and bronze age. And perhaps a stone age? ;p Basically, I haven't exactly thought out exactly why or how it happens, only that it does happen, and in doing so we get a new age where things work differently.

So far I've had narrow-minded idiots ascending to godhood, but I'll eventually have someone different. I have tons of ideas and plans stashed away in the recesses of my mind. It's just finding something that matches close enough to what I'm looking for in an image and then digging out the details in my disorganized noggin. ^_^;

[Katty]

That makes sence. Also forgot to say that my fav from this set was the last one. I just love it when two very different people meet. Always a good laugh.

=^-^=

[Stellar]

I'd love to see the other captions you have that fit the idiot-turned-god universe =D

[Mitera Nikkou]

Alrighty. Here you goes. :O

Here's the first one. Dun-dun-dunnnn!

And here's the second one, which has a positive outcome.

Now it is time for me to sleeps. Z_Z

[P-tan]

Sleep? It's only half past 1.

[Katty]

That might be the time where you are P-tan. Who knows where the user currently known as nix lives?

Anyway, when you wake up the Nix, I think I am going to like this universe very much so, and not just from the catgirl fights.

=^-^=

[Mistress Guendolen]

My, you were prolific today! I'm finding the ones about the wacked-out universe interesting. You're making some intriguing observations about cultural notions and so forth with those, and really, how silly a lot of those are. Especially the whole "manliness" business. So much of that is so foolish, and this calls attention to that. The nun one was just cute and fun. As for the bathtub reason, why did she make him into a girl in the first place? Did I miss something, or was it never clarified?

[jimmyinwhite]

Alrighty. Here you goes. :O

Here's the first one. Dun-dun-dunnnn!

And here's the second one, which has a positive outcome.

Now it is time for me to sleeps. Z_Z

If I lived in that world I would have been a girl before I got into second grade. because of my first grade teacher.

[Mitera Nikkou]

P-tan:

The funny thing is that while I live in the East of the USA, I'm now sleeping during the night of timezones in the East, such as where Japan is. When I sleep changes all of the time.

Katty:

I'm not stopping anyone from making their own captions in the universe. ;p

Gwen:

In part, it was some of what I had to cut back, because I didn't really know how to include it in the flow of things with the perspective and pace that I was using. Basically, at the end I pointed out the differences before and after entering the tub, to reveal why Harmony may have come to the decision to have him use the oddly-shaped tub (which has the symbolic shape of a woman). I was trying to express how some people can really bog themselves down, especially about things that they can't change about themselves, so they end up needing an outside source to pull them out where they can't climb out themselves. The difference between two people having a chance to reach medical attention in time, to treat a fatal wound, could come down to how they feel about the situation. If one thinks that he's a goner and resigns himself to death, then his only hope will likely be someone that manages to reach him before it's too late. On the other hand, if someone doesn't give up, either they'll reach where they need to go in time, or they'll shorten the distance if what they're after is also reaching out for them.

Like I had said, writing it had been painful. It was sort of personal, too, I admit. While there was a definite MtF TF, the main focus was the literal and symbolic (I'm not sure if that's the word that I'm looking for) relief from themselves without killing who they were. It was merely changing a few choice feelings and perceptions, revolving around relaxation, and I thought that the tub was a good medium for that. The shape of the tub wasn't hard to notice, so I figured that tossing in a transformation would be expected. ;p

So him becoming a female was more an effect of circumstance than anything else, partly due to the fact that I had wanted the tub to have come from Nekkid Inc. or something like that, where, in my wanderings, I make the tub for her after an encounter. Of course, I couldn't really see a good way to put that in there, either. ^_^;

It's kind of my way of saying that I'd like to make changes like that, if I could, because, in this world, where a lot of people have reached a point where they cripple themselves, many of them aren't fortunate enough to have the sort of people required, or even an environment, to help them get back to a point where they can help themselves. Even official venues of aid are more likely to be no more than an indifferent acquaintance that tosses pills at you and generally make a living off of your suffering. People don't need that. People need Nekkid's tub. ;p Comes in different shapes and sizes. (Product placement. ;p)

Jimmy:

What had your first grade teacher done? Dress you up in something girly when you dirtied the clothes you came to school in? :O Well, it sounded possible, anyway. ;p

[jimmyinwhite]

made me so upest that I was in tears . wouldn't let me go to the school nurse when I needed to be. generally picked on me. the rest of the class acted as if I was a sissy & didn't want to talk to me.