by muffinstud » Thu May 31, 2012 10:08 pm
Rachel had tried to put it off as long as possible. Being a guy before, she knew just how devastating those few, short words could be. And yet, looking at herself in the changing booth, she really couldn't find another option. She exited, frowned, and asked her friend the question that superpowered nations could only dream of militarizing.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker