(If you would be so kind as to check the
very last post of my sign-up thread...)
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"'Cuz one dog ain't enough, and two is too low, it's me, Three Dog! How you kids handlin' Post-Apocolypia today?
And heeeeeeere's ME! Hahaha, with the news!
Good golly holly. This is the worst thing to happen to our neighborhood since the HOA instituted the mandatory scavenged rags dresscode. All around the Capital Wasteland, the Enclave is on the scene. Children, I don't care if you've ignored
every other word that's come outta my mouth for the past FIVE YEARS. Please, hear me now, and believe:
The Enclave--and that includes their homecoming king, President John Henry Eden, and his gorilla, Colonel Augustice Autumn, are
NOT here to help you. Wake
up, children! The Enclave have a giant truck full of Brahmin... and they've been spoon-feedin' you the bulls***. And the faster you realize this and stand up to their oppression, the better. THAT, my friends, is fighting... The Good Fight.
And now a super-important public service announcement: Don't feed the Yao Guai! That is all. And now, some music. Here's Jax Maniquine with A Wonderful Guy."
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"Hello again America, this is John Henry Eden. And I'd like to have a talk, if you've got a moment.
All citizens of the Capital Wasteland are hereby ordered to attend a cleansing process being held in--"
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Max hit the switch on his Pipboy's radio. He'd just found what he'd been looking for: A big, juicy Yao Guai, asleep in the early afternoon sun. He'd been tracking this one in particular for some time now, just waiting for the right moment to strike. All that was left to do now was step quietly over, shotgun at the ready, and fire right between its black, beady eyes...
POW! Mission accomplished. Now came the daunting task of dragging the carcass back to Megaton. He was currently sitting under a cliff, not too far from Scrapyard, if his Pipboy map was to be believed. It was in pretty bad shape when he found it on the corpse of a girl near a locked wooden door. His lockpicking isn't the best, and he's not all that curious anyway, so he left the door alone, but decided the gadget would be worth a few caps. He slipped it on his wrist because he was already struggling with his pack, and discovered the thing was worth three times it's weight in gold. Now it never left his arm.
No point in wasting time. Max hefted the muscular beast onto his back and began dragging it southward across the dirt.