Magical Sailor Fuku

by **Lioconvoy** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:48 pm

BECAUSE I AM STILL THE PRISIONER OF THE FOOLISH LIGHTNING ROD!

.....Anyone else hear Orson Wells?

by **A voice from above** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:03 pm

And lo a voice speaks from the ceiling to Marked as he trembles before the corn

Because I don't Like corn either

by **Lioconvoy** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:23 pm

THIS IS A BOT'S ONLY INN GO FIND YOUR OWN MORTALS TO TORTURE!

AGREED... WE ARE THE GODS...OF THIS BUILDING...PLEASE LEAVE.

Dear Primus no....I always pictured him having the voice of Eric Idle, but William Shatner......Primus why have you betrayed me.

BECAUSE YOU... NEVER PAY ME TRIBUTE... AND I HAVE NO...SEXY PRIESTESS BOTS.

by **Marise** » Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:26 pm

MARKed blinked, he was used to hearing voices... But not godly voices. Plus, he thought they weren't making much sense.

"I think I really do hate immortals now...

Though I have to agree on the lacking in sexy priestess bots.

...But we lack swords too."

He then lit the corn on fire, obviously not caring about any at all fire hazards, so he could sell the popcorn, or at least get it out of his room.

by **Coruscate** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:10 am

The health inspector, who looks like Kou but is not Kou (I swear! I swear!) looked at Lioconvoy. "Hello there, I'm with the Department Of Energon, and I've received some complaints about this establish..."

<_<

"Awwwwww... wookit the babies!"

>_>

"Hey... is the energon you serve here microwave free?"

"And where's your license?"

by **Lioconvoy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:55 am

Um, this building is resting on my space ship in international waters. You really have no authority here so I don't need a license.

*the building shakes and float above the water revealing the island underneath to be as said actually a space ship*

How people are getting here I really don't know since no one before asked where here was.

And no the Energon isn't Microwave free. It isn't for human consumption.

by **Marise** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:20 am

MARKed wonders how no one notices the billowing smoke coming from his room, but he's ignoring it too, so he's sure it isn't important.

"........The big, shiny sword in the sky told me to come here. At first I called 'im crazy but he assured me that there were swords here, and I have no reason to doubt the very incarnation of sword. I have yet to see any swords here though... I suppose even swords can be wrong.
Ya know, this reminds me of this one time I was looking for swords. It was yesterday I think. Anyway, I was looking for swords, I like 'em ya know? And I stumbled across this sword in a stone. So, I was all like "Wtf? Omg! Lollorz, Sw0rd!" And then I tried to pull it out. But the stone was of the mean kind, it didn't let go, so then I killed the stone with my sword, it was a fierce battle, but I believe my love of swords pulled me through. Did I mention I like swords? I do, ya know. Very much!
Anyway! There I was, with the sword out of the rock. Then it occured to me that swords left outside have the tendancy to rust, so I had to take it to this blacksmith. And this guy was all like "Whatcha want with that rusty piece of metal?" And I was all like "STFU N00b!", then I hit him with the sword. He didn't die, luckily, or he wouldn't be able to fix my sword. He then fixed the sword, mumbling about no respect. I poked him a lot in punishment for his whining. Then I walked away with the sword and had lots more of interesting misadventures. They were filled with sword, as I happen to like those a lot."

Website · by **Helel** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 10:45 am

Marise wrote:
"I think I really do hate immortals now...

We're not all that bad, are we? <_<;

Adam sets the baby down in a baby chair that manifested from pure light and then grabs a book to read as "the health inspector" had some fun.

by **Lioconvoy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:21 am

*From the flames of the Corn room comes a robot made of Corn.*

Korn smite this foolish human who thinks he can find a sword in an inn for robots.

As you command mighty Unicron.

by **Voice from Above** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:36 am

*bleep* It Jim, I am a Doctor not a God, and I still don't like Corn. Where did a giant planet eating robot come from anyway.

by **Lioconvoy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:21 pm

*Below Lio a panel open up and out pops Perceptor, nocking Lio over.*

Well you see Unicron and Primus are immortal enemies and often fought in the realm of the gods. On day Primus lured Unicron out of their realm and into ours. Both were imprisoned in asteroids. Unicron shaped his android into the monster planet, and gave it the ability to assume a form close to his true form. Primus slept and in sleeping he created us. We are parts of him made to enjoy life to its fullest, explore the universe, and to battle Unicron.

As for why Unicron is in orbit of this planetâ€¦.well a mortal named Hiraishin captured him and keeps him as a pet.

Thank you Perceptor for that explanation now go back below.

Ah yes sir.