The Mage Star is Complete

[Raleigh]

Alright, didn't mean to offend. *Stands for a moment before looking a bit shocked.* What do you mean they can't fire a magic missle as fast as a machine gun? What kind of slacker mages do you hire?

[Kether]

*enters the thread... or at least some form of building by which she could contact MASA*

[Snow Dragon]

((Yeesh, I get dragged out for THIS? And here I was hoping my 40K RP would get kick-started again...))

(Lio enters the ruined building that was once MASA HQ, now little more than piles of rubble and twisted debris after the passing of Sidekick's "Crusade")
(The facility seems absolutely devastated, which is the least one would expect when a structure of that size is wrenched out of the ground and toppled by giant tentacles. Under a particularly heavy web of scaffolding, however, a large teleportation array is more or less intact)
(Of course, there's currently no power, the device is all but buried, and the control console has been roughed up but good. If one was to get ANYTHING in this rubble back in working order, it was going to take some serious effort)

[Kether]

((Yeesh, I get dragged out for THIS? And here I was hoping my 40K RP would get kick-started again...))

(Lio enters the ruined building that was once MASA HQ, now little more than piles of rubble and twisted debris after the passing of Sidekick's "Crusade")
(The facility seems absolutely devastated, which is the least one would expect when a structure of that size is wrenched out of the ground and toppled by giant tentacles. Under a particularly heavy web of scaffolding, however, a large teleportation array is more or less intact)
(Of course, there's currently no power, the device is all but buried, and the control console has been roughed up but good. If one was to get ANYTHING in this rubble back in working order, it was going to take some serious effort)

((we miss you.. with harpoons))


*long string of explatives*I am the only *explative* who doesn't *explative* use*explative* Teleportation.. Can't there be a *explative* phone number?

[Azathoth]

((Just wait until the insane Azer gets bored and invades the mage star ^_^))

[Snow Dragon]

((Just wait until the insane Azer gets bored and invades the mage star ^_^))

((You mean the one that plays around with Rowan and turns into a dog ditz? 'Cause that's the only one I'm worried about.))

(Lio finds nothing of the sort, although there's a great deal of scrap that might be able to be salvaged and turned into a proper communications console)
(On another note, teleportation wouldn't help without the completely functional array anyway, as the Mage Star is completely and properly shielded and warded)

[Kether]

((Just wait until the insane Azer gets bored and invades the mage star ^_^))

((You mean the one that plays around with Rowan and turns into a dog ditz? 'Cause that's the only one I'm worried about.))

(Lio finds nothing of the sort, although there's a great deal of scrap that might be able to be salvaged and turned into a proper communications console)
(On another note, teleportation wouldn't help without the completely functional array anyway, as the Mage Star is completely and properly shielded and warded)

FINALLY!*gets to work on Macguyvering the console*

[Snow Dragon]

(Lio, through judicious use of pipe, loose hair, a Han Solo bobblehead, and roughly 40 lbs. of Bubble Yum, manages to render the console somewhat operational. Provided she has an electric socket somewhere on her mechanical body; the console still needs a substantial power source, and it isn't going anywhere without falling apart completely)

[Kether]

(Lio, through judicious use of pipe, loose hair, a Han Solo bobblehead, and roughly 40 lbs. of Bubble Yum, manages to render the console somewhat operational. Provided she has an electric socket somewhere on her mechanical body; the console still needs a substantial power source, and it isn't going anywhere without falling apart completely)

*is unfortunately organic at this time... luckily still has access to the wide variety of entities that exist on the spirit world and wields a Pattern spider to the device to make it run*

[Snow Dragon]

(The pattern spider is smooshed by a wandering Garfield plushie. Try again with a less... exotic means of generating power. This is 21-century Muffinville, not the bloody Underdark!)

[Kether]

(The pattern spider is smooshed by a wandering Garfield plushie. Try again with a less... exotic means of generating power. This is 21-century Muffinville, not the bloody Underdark!)

*its a spirit of technology... but is not going to argue this and waste time.. bind an electricity spirit to the console*

[Snow Dragon]

*its a spirit of technology... but is not going to argue this and waste time.. bind an electricity spirit to the console*

(The console flickers to life momentarily, and within moments, a voice can be heard)
*Hello! Let me ask you something: are you satisfied with your current long-dstance service provider?*i

[Kether]

*its a spirit of technology... but is not going to argue this and waste time.. bind an electricity spirit to the console*

(The console flickers to life momentarily, and within moments, a voice can be heard)
*Hello! Let me ask you something: are you satisfied with your current long-dstance service provider?*i

*Profanity! Profanity! Profanity*Connect me to the *Profanity*MASA Service or I will*Description removed because of Pg13 board*

[Snow Dragon]

*Profanity! Profanity! Profanity*Connect me to the *Profanity*MASA Service or I will*Description removed because of Pg13 board*

*But sir or ma'am! What if you're paying too much for long distance? Do you have any idea what it COSTS to connect a call to local orbits using a traditional service provider?*

[Kether]

*Profanity! Profanity! Profanity*Connect me to the *Profanity*MASA Service or I will*Description removed because of Pg13 board*

*But sir or ma'am! What if you're paying too much for long distance? Do you have any idea what it COSTS to connect a call to local orbits using a traditional service provider?*

Connect NOW!