by Azathoth » Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:37 pm
Umi grins. "You want to see a real cannonball?"
She summons a Water Dragon which picks her up and hurls her into the air. She tucks her legs in and shouts.
"Water Dragon, Water Cannonball!"
Before landing in the pool with a huge splash. Luckily, the Water Dragon follows her and refills the pool with water.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...