Rhiannon took a deep breath. He was right; she wasn't too keen on him right now. But she was at least willing to cooperate in the name of fixing this.... "Okay. Here goes. First, me. I was hit by a red potion that gave me wings-" her shoulder blades were itching like crazy, wanting her to let them come out- "and then later on, I somehow ended up like... this...." Her hand rested on her stomach, which now bulged conspicuously. A bulge that hadn't been that obvious this morning....
"That one ties into here. This-" she pulled Clark around in front of her- "is Clark. He started out this business as... a he. He too got hit with the red wing potion, then accidentally drank a yellow one that made him a faerie. He thought he'd found a cure potion for that, and it did fix it- initially. But the second I touched him, he became what you see here. That was when we both got the 'pregnant' thing." Her eyebrow twitched, a nervous tic. She was still seriously peeved about that....
"Okay, next. Kris got a pink potion- yup, miss friendly over there used to be a guy. But she doesn't want fixed, so I think you actually helped someone there. The same can't be said for my friend Steve, who came in contact with a green one and ended up a succubus.... Or Kris' new friend there- sorry, never got your name, guy- who apparently ended up a doppelganger. There's a couple elsewhere. Kohaku, for instance. First he got hit with some colored spray- what color was it, Clark? Gold? Purple? Either way, he got a total personality shift, then somehow turned into a catgirl to boot, though that was from another potion whose story I don't know. Next- uh, okay, there was another guy, Josh, who- this was really weird- first he took a black one and got a stomachache, but then had a pink one and became a Japanese girl- but I'm the only one who remembers he was ever a guy! But... he seems to have vanished somewhere...." That in and of itself was weird. Very weird indeed.
"Okay, who else. There was Coach Jack- he got sprayed too- and- and a random girl in the pool somehow ended up a water nymph last night! Good lord I forgot all about her, with the chaos this morning!" Given what had happened, you couldn't blame her, but still.... "I... think there might be a few others. So much has happened I can't quite remember it all, and there might be some I don't know about, after they scattered.... Clark, Kris, am I missing anyone or anything?"
Garath the Shadowshifter wrote:Garath's eye was twitching
"You know, you people really shouldn't talk about me like I wasn't standing right next to you."
"And what was it Kris?" He says turning his attension toward her, "There is something SERIOUSLY -bleeped- up with you. Do me a favor and keep quiet for a bit. I'll fix your boy-toy in a bit."
"You!" He said turning to Rhiannon again, "Despite the obvious hatrid you feel toward me, you seem the most level-headed of the group. If I'm to help you I need to know what needs to be fixed. So first up. Who in this room besides the moron I dumped the potion on, has been effected by my potions, and what were the effects?"