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Postby Lioconvoy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:15 am

*Removes the boards nailed up over the dors and windows.*

Should've know this would happen.

*enters to see layers upon layers of dust.*

I've got a lot of work ahead of me, but lets get this old place busy again, or at least try to.
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Postby David » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:58 am

In the corner of the once deserted inn lies a man, he seemed to be sleeping soundly amongst his various empty glass bottles until the sudden intrusion of Lio woke him up. With bleary eyes he looks at Lio and frowns, rubbing his eyes in an aid to improve his vision he looks again and suddenly goes pale with fright. Scrambling to get up, he kicks several empty bottles across the dusty floor in a bid to hide somewhere, vaulting over the bar counter and poking his head up slightly to look at Lio again then suddenly jumping back down.

Why oh why did this have to happen to me? I'm minding my own business one day and all of a sudden i'm surrounded by all sorts of strange people so I run away from them and find this place and now some great big robot has just smashed the bloody door in! I'm doomed...
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Postby Lioconvoy » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:50 pm

I did not smash the door, removed the boards covering it up and opened it with the key. I happen to own this establishment....

Considering the Sign above the entry says "Bot's Only Inn" why are you surprided to see me? Did you not notice how big everything was?

*several human sized bots come through the door behind me and start cleaning as I make my way to the bar.*

Wait a tic, when did I get giant furnature, before I left everything was human sized except for the Bar and the room itself.
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Postby Coruscate » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:53 am

"I think Megatron was using this place for a while."

Coru stands in the corner slurping on an icee until he gets a brain freeze.

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Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:37 am

Megs was using this place? Really? Doesn't seem his style.

Hot Girls Looking to Date Guys only Inn...I thought they couldn't put that up because of zoning laws. There's a Hot Girls Looking to Date Crossdressers only Inn down the street, a judge ruled they wer to simular. Oh how things change.
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Postby David » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:45 am

The man seems stunned by the sudden revelation that a "Bot's only inn" would actually have robots (Obviously alcohol is to blame). He quickly vaults over the bar counter and makes his way towards the door, holding his head in his hands as he walks.

Man I gotta stop drinking.
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Postby Coruscate » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:07 am

Lioconvoy wrote:Megs was using this place? Really? Doesn't seem his style.


He said something about spiting you, then Starscream got really cranked on anti-matter energon one night and they went at it, pretty messy fight, I nearly got stomped quite a few times.
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Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:15 pm

*Tiberius (aka Aires) knocks on the door.*

Is this place opening up again?
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Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:20 pm

You know if you're goint to quote me either do it with the color, or without the code. It looks pretty bad otherwise.

Hey Mr. althletic drunkard, yah have to be to vault over a two story bar, We have human Alcohol here as well.

We're not quite open yet, but that doesn't stop people from coming in. What can I do you for?
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Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:17 am

I was wondering what kind of customers you actually cater to?
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Postby Coruscate » Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:57 am

Lioconvoy wrote:You know if you're goint to quote me either do it with the color, or without the code. It looks pretty bad otherwise.


Ah, I forgot all about that stuff, normally I don't quote colors, it gets annoying XD

Look! It's the ghost of Alpha Trion!

*tries to steal Lio's red color code to win a ride on Astrotrain*
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Postby Kumi-chan » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:50 am

*returns noticing the inn is open again and wanders in smiling* Hiya everyone. *looks around smiling and waving*
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Postby David » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:44 am

Lioconvoy wrote:
Hey Mr. althletic drunkard, yah have to be to vault over a two story bar, We have human Alcohol here as well.


The as of yet unnamed alcoholic was about to exit until he heard the word "alcohol" Like a catgirl to catnip, he turned around wide eyed yelling.

Alcohol!? Where?! I swear if you give me a bottle of Jack Daniels that I won't be anonymous anymore.
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Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:12 pm

Manpuncher wrote:The as of yet unnamed alcoholic was about to exit until he heard the word "alcohol" Like a catgirl to catnip, he turned around wide eyed yelling.

Alcohol!? Where?! I swear if you give me a bottle of Jack Daniels that I won't be anonymous anymore.


Are you sure about not being anonymous? Anonymity can a blessing in disguise, like some robots.
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Postby Lioconvoy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:00 pm

I was wondering what kind of customers you actually cater to?


I perfer to cater to bot, but I have no problem serving other life forms. The only exception is Eternals, they aren't welcome here. Well...I guess a second exception is cat-people, I serve them, then I serve them to other guest. A fried Neko can be quite tasty.

My color is darkred, not red, sides A3 ain't dead. He's just stuck in Vector Sigma.

*tosses a human sized bottle of Jack to Mr. Athletic.*
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