Bot's Only Inn

[David]

*tosses a human sized bottle of Jack to Mr. Athletic.*

The assumed athletic person catches the bottle in his hands, a look of glee on his face.

Well, I'll keep up the end of my bargain. My name is John Doe... Well I never said it would be my real name did I?

John opens the bottle and swigs several mouthfuls and sits down on one of the few human sized chairs.

You mentioned you eat cat people erm... Lio isn't it? How do they taste? And what sustenance can they provide to a great big robot like you?

[Funny Hat + Funny Accent]

He probably converts them into Energon or something like that.

[Lioconvoy]

I don't have tastebuds really, but they provide a great unexplainable. source of enregy.

[David]

Sounds logical enough. Say, if I help bring some catpeople here for you to dine upon then will you ignore the fact I basically used your what-I-thought-to-abandoned-inn as my place of residence?

[Kumi-chan]

Lio won't eat me or any other catperson... I hope. Besides weretigress are too tough. Too much muscle and not enough actual meat...or something like that.

[Funny Hat + Funny Accent]

Eh, whoops then about the Energon thought.

Regardless, if you're re-opening, you will probably need some staff positions to be filled. Anything I could help ya with?

[Lucky]

*Lucky Uesing his shapshifting powers ozes across the floor unnoticed seeing if he can trip anyone.*

[Lioconvoy]

Lio won't eat me or any other catperson... I hope. Besides weretigress are too tough. Too much muscle and not enough actual meat...or something like that.

*picks up Kumi-Chan with one hand while removing his face plate with the other. Beneath the face plate is several decayed metal teeth.*

I could just have them repaired, but it's more fun seeing the repulsive look on people's faces. Now are you ready to go down the hatch.

[Kumi-chan]

*epps being picked up and squirms* No...!! let me go! T_T Besides I'm in my human form now!

[David]

John watches Kumi's plight with drunken fascination.

Rather you than me.

He shrugs and finishes off the bottle of JD.

[Funny Hat + Funny Accent]

*Tiberius watches in shock to az degree before gathering himself together.*

Please, just put her down and stop terrifying her. Please?

[Lioconvoy]

Why should I? Human or cat, she has Neko energy within her. It's power is un compareable.

[Funny Hat + Funny Accent]

Hear me out for this analogy. If that's true, then are all Decepticons cruel vicious beasts with no chance at redemption?

[Lioconvoy]

First I'm a Autobot, second no they aren't and whoever told you that is full of huey...I think thats the right word. Me and G1 Skoponocks are drinking buddies, in one reality he died a hero, what does that have to do with me eating a neko?

[Kumi-chan]

*squirms whimpering* But i'm a weretigress. T_T