Uniting the Catpeople MKII

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Manpuncher looks at the building from far away and sighs.

This is not going to end very well.

I'm with you on this one, Punch. I'll go in and try to keep them busy a bit. Start preparing the Ion Cannon. Hope this doesn't end up like the golden cupcake incident.

[David]

Manpuncher just shrugs, I should probably point out that Manpuncher here is basically David but more... stupid.

GDI restricted my access to it after I kept on blowing up bakeries with it despite my hard evidence that they were infested with zombies! Holds up a copy of the Zombie survival guide.
This book shall be key to our success! But I'm too lazy to do anything so I'll just sit here and hope I don't get killled.

[Kira]

Hey, I wear one of these to anime cons sometimes! Yay! Thank you! **huggles back** It always feels so natural to wear these.... Last time I did I got drafted into a Neko Army! Catgirls and Catboys to Take Over the World. This largely consisted of roaming the halls in the area pawing the air and meowing and trying to get other people in cat ears to join in. It was somewhat surreal, but quite entertaining too.

Hehe. I remember that one

I was in it ^_^

[Mistress Guendolen]

Actually, no. This happened to me in real life, at the anime convention I went to in April. It was a little odd, but lots of fun too....

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Manpuncher just shrugs, I should probably point out that Manpuncher here is basically David but more... stupid.

GDI restricted my access to it after I kept on blowing up bakeries with it despite my hard evidence that they were infested with zombies! Holds up a copy of the Zombie survival guide.
This book shall be key to our success! But I'm too lazy to do anything so I'll just sit here and hope I don't get killled.

I think it's high time you started doing some bussiness with Nod. After all, they have BIGGER weapons than an Ion Cannon at their disposal. Big enough to wipe out this whole district.

[Lucky]

*Rubs scaly skin*

I'm not fuffy, but I like sea food.
^^

[David]

I think it's high time you started doing some bussiness with Nod. After all, they have BIGGER weapons than an Ion Cannon at their disposal. Big enough to wipe out this whole district.

I would but I called Kane a slaphead, he didn't like that very much. Guess I'll just rely on my Colt Python here. Patting the gun in his pocket.

Though it doesn't look like they are doing anything in that building, maybe because they are planning our DEATH!

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

You think so? I believe they're having tea and cookies. I say we join them and have fun. We still have our weapons if things go bad. I even brought a small bottle of black potion in case the catgirls get us.

[David]

Black potion? that some kind of booze? Eh, nevermind. I have a few stun grenades on me too. Time for a sneaking mission!

Manpuncher then pulls out his Colt Python and runs up to the building, pressing his back against the wall near the front door with the gun pointed downwards at the ground, looking over at the door just like they do in action films. He realises what he is doing and shrugs, holstering the gun and stepping away from the door.

I guess we could always try knocking?

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Black potion is what I call that black ooze made out of the fabric of time itself that I invented. It reverts people back to their original forms. I believe you were the first one to test it when you became a little furry creature. Though it might have been someone else. Known side effects include: pain (the amount of which depends on how much transforming there is to be done) and the possibility of your hair turning white (chance unknown).

The important thing is that it works and it's the perfect cure for a catgirl infestation.

Now... *knock knock knock*

[Kira]

*answers the door and blinks* Hiya Visitors! ^^ *hugs both* =^.^=

[David]

Manpuncher gets hugged and blinks before suddenly yelling.

Oh crap! We need to run for it, Vahn! It's a well known fact that cats always play with their victims before killing them! And with that, Manpuncher turns around and runs straight into a lamp post... yeah, he's drunk.

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Ye gods! *shakes Kira off as if she were a Resident Evil zombie*
I won't let you infect me, feline menace. I will not join your fluffy army.

*jumps away and gets Manpuncher to his feet*

We have to retreat and regroup. NOW! *runs away and jumps behind a wall that just happens to be nearby*

[Kira]

*blinkblinks* o.o What was that about....

[Tala]

*Lands infront of them*

"Hi! Why are you running. You are welcome to join us...Nya"