by Mystic Mina » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:27 pm
"But, er, I'm not much of a martial arts kind of guy, y'know? I usually just rely on my power armor and guns to take care of any problems. Besides, I'm the Heavy Weapons Specialist, so I doubt I'm ever going to need to punch someone in the face.... Well, maybe I'll need to punch one of you guys to knock some sense back into you in case we're ever exposed to a strange toxic nerve gas developed by an alien race that causes everyone except me to go into a berserker rage, but then I could just use my flamethrower to burn you all to a a nice crisp. Though, I wouldn't be able to revive any of you from an attack like that, so I probably would be sent back to Earth to be court marshaled, and must likely I'll be put on death sentence for harming fellow soldiers for no real reason, which probably was the plan of the alien species all along, so shortly after my execution they'll invade Earth and take over all the continents in a matter of days, thus extinguishing the existence of mankind forever and ever. Luckily, I have several cousins who live in an underground bunker not too far off from Washington D.C, so they'll probably start a rebellion to fight off the aliens, though I doubt they'll succeed since they don't have much combat experience outside of video games. Maybe after they die, a movie will be made of them. A movie made by aliens. Neat."
Endo breathes.
"So, yeah, I guess it's a good idea."