by muffinstud » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:06 am
A beautiful read headed woman walks into the room where the three are being held.
"Oh-hohohohohohohohoho! Keep trying to escape, please! It's very entertaining." She studies them for a moment. "But I do need your cooperation for a moment. You see, you three will be my guinea pigs in a little experiment. Before it can start in earnest, I need you to look more the part." What looks like a sprinkler head pops down from the top of each tube. The heat increases inside as well. "What I need you to do is breathe deeply. The more you breathe, the better your results will be. Can you do that for me?"
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker