by muffinstud » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:13 pm
[sorry, Lana. I missed it.]
"More? Geez, just go through the door already. They'll find room for you." The receptionist waves off all the other boys in the waiting room. "Just give me some peace and quiet, will you? For the love of Mike..."
The girl in white clears her throat and frowns. "I am not your date, sir. I work here. As for the dates, we will be placing you in prep rooms until our systems have settled upon your match. You will meet her in the prep room." As she says this, more girls in white with clipboards and fanny packs enter the hallway. Each walks next to one of the boys. "Follow me," they all say in unison. Each boy is led to what appears to be a blank stretch of wall.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker