by Madam Explodeykins » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:11 pm
A-Okay.
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Tiring of the toy store, Jeff made his way to the register, where he paid for his packages of cards with some of the gold from his newly found pot, and pocketed them. He then headed towards the door. He took one step outside of the store.
*VREEP! VREEP! VREEP!*
He stopped.
A ghostly wisp figure floated towards him.
"Empty your pockets." He said. Jeff complied, as the wisp searched up and down his person. Jeff could only stand there completely befuddled. He hadn't attempted to shoplift anything from the store, to the best of his knowledge.
That was when the wisp reached into Jeff's gold-pot, only to pull out a fancy looking pink toy hairbrush with buttons all over it. Jeff was stunned, and nervous. He hadn't thought to look through the gold-pot for anything other than gold coins.
"Looks like we've found the culprit here." The wisp declared angrily, floating in front of Jeff.
"Listen, this was a big mistake-"
"You're damn right it was." The wisp snapped back. "Trying to shoplift from this store was a BIG mistake on your part, because noone gets by me, even though hiding it in that little pot was a clever goddamn maneuver on your part."
Jeff had never been charged of a crime in the Psychotic Zone and began to sweat nervously. "I'm not going to jail, am I?"
"Oh trust me...you WILL be held accountable." The wisp growled. With that he raised his arms and a pink mist began to swirl around Jeff, as he felt a strange sensation come over him, and began to shrink. His erogenous zone felt a strange tingle then numbness, and his burnt clothing morphed into a different shape.
By the time the pink mist settled he'd been transformed into a 15-year-old girl in a girl scout uniform, complete with beret, green dress, and sash. Jeff wasn't nervous anymore, now he...or she rather, was confused.
"Let's see you try to cause trouble like THAT now!" The wisp said with a renowned sense of justice in his voice. "Another job well done. Now get outta this store!"
"Can I still keep my booster packs?"
"Yeh, you paid for those."
With that, Jeff set foot out of the store, wobbling a little. Before continuing, she turned back to the wisp.
"This isn't permanent, is it?"
"Hell if I know. Go away." The wisp grumbled, then disappeared.
Jeff felt both confused, but in the back of her mind laughed. In all the confusion, the wisp hadn't taken back the hairbrush.
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What do nows?!
Should Jeff:
A. Go To The Clothing Store
B. Go To The Food Court
C. Leave The Mall?
D. *Insert Action Here*
E. Explore The Mall In Greater Detail (More Stores And Locales Opened Up)
Escaped former agent of the Catgirl army. The sideeffects still remain however. Currently on the run from reprogrammers.