by muffinstud » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:32 pm
"Well, I love you too. That's why I don't think we should." Stud squeezes her close and kisses her with more feeling than he had before.
*Muffin pops up from behind the couch.* Okay, that's it. Not only are you two getting too frisky, you're boring. Time to spice things up a bit. *He puffs something on Stud and stumbles away laughing.* Have fun ladies!
"Grand Leavened Empor-ER!"
*Muffin gives the chorus a mean stare.* Oh, go accompany a greek tragedy why doncha?
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker