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Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:19 pm

"Whoa. Are there any cows left?" Bert licks her lips at all the meat, but takes a step back when she sees Cain's state. "Cain, you should have asked me to help! Look at you, all sweaty..." She gulps and puts her hands over her belly button. "Um... excuse me..." She turns around and takes a few deep breaths. "That's weird..."
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Postby Shy Shay » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:20 pm

Cain blinks. "Huh? Are you okay?" He gets up and walks over, breathing heavily. "What's wrong?"
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Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:24 pm

Bert's blushing deep red, and she shies away from him. "Nothing. Just... I felt weird for a second there. I'm fine. Really." She gives him a grimace of a smile before staring at her feet. "Let's just get this meat out of here, okay?"
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Postby Shy Shay » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:28 pm

Cain raises his eyebrows in a supicios manner, but he still says "If you say so." He starts pushes the five carts out of the store and leading to the bunker on the outskirts of town. He is clearly stressing himself.

He always did take on to much.
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Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:39 pm

Bert dumps the spices into one of the carts ahead of him and pushes, obviously straining herself to keep up. "Cain, I'm not an invalid. Don't think I can't help you, especially when you've got too much on your plate again." She grunts as she pushes the cart along, bending over a bit to get more leverage and to unintentionally stick out her butt a bit.
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Postby Shy Shay » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:41 pm

Cain blushes and looks away. "Ah... sorry, but you might want to learn some... ah... feminine modesty."
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Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:44 pm

"What?" She looks back and notices Cain's blush. She looks down, and blushes herself as she straightens up. "Oh geez, I've been giving you a show. Sorry..." She shakes her head and keeps pushing, making sure to keep herself as straight as possible. "It's like this body was made to embarrass me."
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Postby Shy Shay » Thu Oct 28, 2010 7:46 pm

Cain chuckles. "It'd be an embaresment if you were ugly. Give it time. You can get used to any situation. Heck, if you can stand to live with me, you gotta be able to adjust to anything." By now they were out of the little outlet. It would take a while to get back to there shelter... but it wasn't hours away.
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Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:33 pm

"Oh come on. You're not that bad. I mean, with all these guys trying one thing or another, someone's gotta make sure we get things done." Bert wipes off some sweat. "I'm just worried about how this will affect how you guys see me. I mean, I'm still me."
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Postby Shy Shay » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:35 pm

Cain frowns. "I think you should brace yourself... but not in the way you expect. I think things are going to change around here."

Just a little bit farther and they will be at the expertly hidden entrance to their bunker. Some of the meat is starting to thaw out.

"We better hurry... the meat's warming up."
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Re: Make a TF foundation: The last /wo/man on earth.

Postby muffinstud » Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:45 pm

Bert stops at the entrance. "Cain, be honest. Do you see me different already? I mean... you know this is me in here, right?"
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Re: Make a TF foundation: The last /wo/man on earth.

Postby Shy Shay » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:32 pm

"Honestly? Yes, but I don't see you as a diffrent person. It's... hard to explain. I know that you are you, but I also am aware of the fact that you are a girl. So... I see you as you, just... diffrent. Sorry I can't be of more help."
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Postby muffinstud » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:07 pm

She sighs. "So, it's too much to ask you to look past these?" Bert clasps one of her breasts. "The other guys will probably be worse." She sighs again and keeps pushing the carts. "Just... try not to give me any special treatment, okay? At least up here," she says, tapping her head, "I'm one of the guys."
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Re: Make a TF foundation: The last /wo/man on earth.

Postby Shy Shay » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:32 pm

He nods. "That's what I am saying. You are you... even though you are a girl." He opens the door, and calls down, "Guys! We got meat!"

Mason responds. "Ya' right. Tha' rideculous."

Cain looks at Bert. "Do you want the pleasure?"
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Re: Make a TF foundation: The last /wo/man on earth.

Postby muffinstud » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:44 am

Bert nods and slaps one of the sides of beef. "Come and get it, boys! It's an all you can eat buffet!" She takes one of the strips of fat that connected the carts and rips it off before chucking it through the door. "And that's just the gristle!"
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