City of Otaku: LAZY BUMS F@$% POST: or at least inform me

[Amy-chan]

Ceri - The tactic fails miserably... as the yakuza most likely to dumb to smell the difference between himself and your breath since he doesn't wear deoderant. The Yakuza smiled before saying "This gal's got guts... but not respect"... with that he grabbed her head before making to smash it into the wall.

Ceri uses what she learned best in the limited martial arts she knows, how to roll with your opponent's attack and how to take a fall. She does so in a way that makese it look like she slipped while trying to get away. On the way down, she hits the wall with her hand close to her head to create an impact sound. Once down, she goes limp, watching from nearly closed eeyes and through her eyelashes while acting like she was out for the count.

[ZeroForever]

Lars - hmm considering i haven't seen you on in months... i'll put your character in statis but if you ever want to join back i'll note it at the bottom.

Michael - Kotone - still waiting on your post

Ryu - well you think you are throwing attacks however the moment you stopped to lisiten to his words you were already under hsi illusion.... to everyone else.... you looked like a super black aurad guys throwing energy blasts at the school like a lunatic. the 4kids producer only smirked about how easy it was to manipulate muscle heads.

Andrea - well exiting the goon escorts you to a fancy sci fish room's opening the door "ladies first" smiles with a face filled with perverted intentions.

Ceri - well your safe... for now.... your co-workers don't seem to be so lucky as they drag one girl that you only met briefly to the back room. The sounds of voilence reach you although the goons have all moved out of sight.

Leon - unfortunately Ryu's blasting spree sends debris flying as you find yourself on the wrong side of some flying car's, street lamps, and some randomly flying cows... though that wasn't your only concern as the robot alfac duck sumo slaps you down... how a robot does sumo... much less a duck... who knows but it still hurts... the glowing month was with out a doubt a issue too.

Tommy - well you make it to the anime room... only to find your self face to face with a talking monkey dressed in a tutu... which was strange enough until it started talking to you about destiny and how dubs are the enemy you must face... not forgetting you were still butt nekkid... just then a chi explosion curtsey of Ryu hit the building causeing you to tumble and fall into the closet with the monkey.... oh yeah it's a male monkey in a tutu... lets not forget that cause that would lessen the mental scarring.

Lily - the random large scale spray of chi bomb's from ryu wasn't helping at all... much less the debris. Lily didn't have much time to think about that though as the a large tail from the Barneysaurse pierced the ground the ground trembling as ... wtf everything and everyone paused what they were doing to look.... you must be joking.... satan himself appeared... with what seemed like a finger puppet on his right hand... "WHO DEARS SUMMON FORTH THE LORD OF DARKNESS" before looking around, "all right god dammit... not agian, for the last time i don't have a contract with you it's with CN for the last time" satan said to the 4kids producer... "Sheesh you people..." with that satan disappeared down the crack in the earth from which he appeared... as everyone returned back to what they were doing the cause of the momentary extreme wtfness having disappeared...

[Shadowmaster]

Ryu's anger began to rise. "I've had it with you. Why don't you actually fight me? Stop hiding behind your monsters." Ryu stopped throwing attacks to think of some way to stop the producer.

[Kara-chan]

"Oh no, please sir, you first." *concealing a silenced pistol, preparing to shoot him now if he doesn't go in first then dragging the body into the room*

[Teddy]

"How? What? My brain hurts... Oh... Crap." Leon rolled to the side and got into a crouching position. He then dive-tackled the duck, hoping to move the beam it was going to fire somewhere in the direction of the idiot who was firing chi blasts everywhere.

[Kumi-chan]

Tommy - well you make it to the anime room... only to find your self face to face with a talking monkey dressed in a tutu... which was strange enough until it started talking to you about destiny and how dubs are the enemy you must face... not forgetting you were still butt nekkid... just then a chi explosion curtsey of Ryu hit the building causeing you to tumble and fall into the closet with the monkey.... oh yeah it's a male monkey in a tutu... lets not forget that cause that would lessen the mental scarring.

Tommy growls and grumbles walking to the anime room. He stops looking at the monkey blushing and trying to find someway to cover himself even more so. "Who are you and why are you wearing that ridicules outfit?" He is interupted by some annoying jabber about something or another htat he couldn't give a rat's butt about. "Shut up you stupid thing!" He grumbles as the moneky ignores him and keeps going on about the stupid junk. He stumbles into the closet and tries pushing the monkey away. "Go away tou annoyance!"

[Chibi MitchellTF]

Lily, also known as Lilith, yells at the departing lord of darkness. "I NEVER DATED YOU!"

When he disappears, she quietly ejects the ammo from her gun, and reloads it. "I said nothing..."

Then she sheathes the gun, and jumps towards the tail, nimbly dodging through the debris, sometimes using pieces of it to bounce off, other times flipping around it. At one point, as she almost reaches it, she makes a terrible error, and sees a piece of debris coming towards her. She pushes it away, using it to reach the tail, but there's a price. The arm she used was her shattered one, and her scream of pain echoes throughout the school.

There are tears in her eyes, and she bounces off the tail, hitting it with her back, and flips over it. She manages to grab it with her unharmed arm, but her grip won't hold long.

[Kuda]

Kotone stood there staring at where she last saw her bag, slightly shocked by the fact that the contents of her backpacks are probably gone. She turned to face Tommy, only to notice that the the boy has escaped while she wasn't paying attention.

"...he's so going to pay for this..."

She runs into the school and searches the vacant rooms for the boy, the fact that classes are probaby starting being clouded by her killing intent.

[ZeroForever]

Lars - Michael - Ceri - statsis - see last post referenced to you or just ask me whenever you can. (to many people afking/not around is the issue with having to many people in a rp, though at least it doesn't kill the rp like it would with a small scale number of people)


Ryu - (please... well explain how you got through the illusion and what type of attack you launch... more details please.)

Leon - well let that be a lesson to you... tackling a robot = bad and rather painful idea seeing how it was made out of some rather poor though sharp metal maybe tinfoil?... not really to much time for you to tell ... you manage to aviod the blinding yellow beam... which then explodes outwards proceeding to shoot a rising sporadic path through the various things the things in it's path are destoryed then chibified. Though honestly with a tinfoil outer layer you plow through the machine completely.... though your electicuted agian and impaled upon various metals and circuits in the process.... and then you collide with a rather solid stone wall which doesn't give way like the robot did....

Andrea - "Yo Jorge!" grabs the guys attention away from you down the hall, to another goon dressed in a white suit down the hall from you, his attention diverted from you, the guy walks down the hall to talk to his friend apparently it was urgent as the guys head is blow off in mid convo... though that's the least of your worries.... as a bright yellow beam tears the building in half then chibifing the building in half... almost instantly... as... your find yourself several feet shorter with a head like a basketball.

Tommy - well it's time to face destiny ... well so you thought as fate was delayed.... as a the Aflac chibi beam tears through the closet just missing you but hitting what is now a very kawaii chibi monkey in a tutu... the delay which involved roughly 5 secs and a good deal of blinking thus ended. The Monkey it's name being Saint John Paul the XXX, somehow that information registered with you, finished it's speech then proceeded to cough up a .... chibi hair ball?.... eww...... which falls into your hands the hair melting off to reveal... a scarlet red .......vibrator... "whoops wrong item... and let us never speak of that agian..." John quickly swaps the vibrator with a brooch with a brillant scarlet ruby in the center... one which makes you want to lift up and say something... well... most likely stupid.... oh yeah side note your still butt nekkid... just then something/someones shatter the remaining closest wall next to you.

Lily - screaming is good for the soul... well not really... but it's really loud though. anyways the entire area looks like something out of.... well there's no real good way to describe what's going on maybe war of the worlds meets barney cosplay yaoi porn... but that's stretching it.... and don't think about that to much... your brain will hurt. Either way your grip doesn't hold for very long at all as you are whipped through the air not even a second later after a quick tail snap through the school wall by the barneysauros which then is chibified... so anyways a chibi giant creature would i guess defy it's self in a paradox but lets just say it's smaller and super deformed... with a head the size of rosie of donald.

Kotone - your attention is diverted from vengence yet agian... stupid interfering things of well things... as first off a beam tears through the wall in front of you chibifiing everything.... as your still reacting to that Lily's body is tossed through the cement wall colliding agianist you... which then proceeds to go through another cement wall... before crashing into a closest... next to a kawaii chibi male tutu monkey... the still nekkiding person of your vengence holding a shiny gem... and a battered bleeding and most likely dying senshi... the pain bring everything back into prespective


all the while the 4Kids producer in conjuction with FOX laughs in either joy or insanity probably both as the rating for the event on TV hit a new all time high...

[Shadowmaster]

OOC: Sorry, I didn't understand, I hopefully fixed it enough though.

IC: "What are you laughing at? Why don't you just leave?" Ryu was getting madder by the second.

[Kara-chan]

Andrea blinks once...twice....three times, "BAKA!" *pulling out a harisen from no where and smakcing everyone and everything within range with it* "BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!"

[Kumi-chan]

Tommy stares at the monkey as it speaks listening to it. "What? Are you going on about now?" He shakes his head as the beam goes passed and falls back on his butt. "oww dang that stung." He looks at the beamness go through the monkey. "Well...at least it shut up now...." He watches the beam fade and looks at the chibi monkey. "ehh NOOO! it lived!" He sighs and listens to the monkey appearently named John. "Uhhuh? Well I'm Tommy..." He watches John spit up a vibrator he instanally blushes red again. "Yeah let never mention that again." He looks at the brouch as it is handed to him. "What is this?" He stares at it and raises it up above his head being stopped by someone crashing in from the wall. He stops and looks at the person bending down blushing and touches the girl's cheek. "Hey are you alright? Still living?" He looks at Kotone trying to see if she's okay.

[Chibi MitchellTF]

Lily is starring blankly at whatever is in front of her eyes. "Officer, I didn't have any dwinks...and a horse isn't a car...You can't arrest me, I'm famous...Yes I'm rich...no I don't have cash..."

[Teddy]

Leon hit the wall and chuckled to himself. "Heh.. I win you stupid.. Duck... Thing." He gave a slight cough and shuddered. "If I meet those vampires again, I don't know if I'll kill 'em... Or kiss 'em."

[Amy-chan]

Ceri - well your safe... for now.... your co-workers don't seem to be so lucky as they drag one girl that you only met briefly to the back room. The sounds of voilence reach you although the goons have all moved out of sight.

((Sorry, things have been a bit insane around here.))

Ceri carefully crawled out of the office, keeping down and out of sight. Once out of the building, she stood and hurriedly wrote a note to Cutie Angel, briefly but succinctly explaining what was going on, being sure to mention any weapons she had seen. She then moved into an area where she couldn't be accidentally seen, held up an ancient, carved, green amber rod and said "Angel Power Cuteness Activate!" A sickeningly kawaii transformation sequence followed. When it was finished, Cutie Angel stood where Ceri had been.

Cutie Angel read the note, and decided to enter the building in a attention grabbing way. She jumped into the air and summoned her wings. She flew toward the office at high speed. As she arrowed toward one of the windows, she dramatized her entrance by pointing at it and saying "Sparkling Rainbow Retribution!â€