So I carjacked a decepticon

[Coruscate]

*Cruises down in front of the game and manga store ultra slow, in a black police cruiser with "To Punish And Enslave" written on the side, blasting Jurassic 5 at top volume.*

"Whaddup beeyotches!?"

<_<

"Don't ask me how, it's a long story."

[Kether]

((Fly it to miranda! fight Reavers!))

[Helel]

...How, Coru. Seriously. Or did you just steal that cruiser from some cop and paint that *points at "To punish and enslave"* by yourself?

*Helel grins at Coru jokingly*

[Kris_Roth]

Kris sees the cop car with that To Punish and Enslave and checks out the Decepticon logo..."Uhm, did you just take Barricade for a Joyride with Frenzy? Frenzy is the cd tape deck. I bet Megatron isn't going to be too happy you jacked his Enforcer."

[Coruscate]

"Frenzy was too spaz, I programmed his audio receptors to loop "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" and left him on the side of the road."

"Now this bad boyeh!" ^_^ "Can breakdance, sorta."

<_<

"Course I have to threaten him with Hanson songs first."

[Baku Genkaku]

"what did you do? Hot wire him while he was sleeping?...or idling?"

[Coruscate]

I texted him pretending to be Alita-1 and then when he was dumb enough to download a buggy copy of AOL Instant Messenger I hacked his mainframe.

I haven't done much to him yet besides screw up his voice speech so now he sounds like a teenager AOL user "ZOMG!"

[AshK]

What would posses you to Carjack a Freakin' Decepticon? That is really stupid. Wait until Starscream gets wind of a Human sitting inside of Barricade.