Laugh-A-Minute Dungeon: The Laughening

[Knight Errant]

Out in the countryside, the ground of a hillside begins to rumble. Ruins of something long buried shifting and warping. The sky overhead glows an eerie rainbow color as the ground cracks and crashes. Finally bursting forth in a cloud of squeaks, honks, and sourceless laughter... as well as a cloud of dusts. When it finally settles, it reveals an unassuming archway leading into the darkness. A red carpet rolled out onto the ground.

[Feng]

A young man approached the mouth of the dungeon. Judging by his attire and the faint aroma of energy drink, he was almost certainly a Liberal Arts student of Muffinville University.

*Gasp* "The legends and random rumors on the internet message boards were true!" said Xavier, going to poke his head inside the dungeon.

[Knight Errant]

Poking his head inside, he finds the interior illuminated quite nicely. Which doesn't make sense, as the doorway was dark and forboding. Regardless. he finds an entry hallway rolled out with a red carpet. Along with the faint smell of buttered popcorn. All leading to a large pair of doors.

[Feng]

Xavier approached the giant doors with a sense of cautious foreboding.

"H-hello? Is anybody here?" he asked, waving his phone about like a flashlight to illuminate the darkened room.

[Knight Errant]

From the walls, an amused voice seems to emanate. "Cooooongratulations! Your the first contestant to arrive at the newly refurbished LAMD! Please, accept this prize." With a POP! He's suddenly wearing a T-shirt that reads: "I was First, but all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

The voice continues. "Also please feel free to enjoy our concession stand while we wait for more players!" A spotlight illuminates what seems to be a movie theater snack bar over on one wall.

[Feng]

Xavier glances down at the T-Shirt.

"Ha! First! Take that noobs!" he cackles, going to post the update to his social media pages.

He then moseyed on over to the snack bar, raising an eyebrow. "You got any Whoppers?"

[AmbushCat]

*sitting perched on the snack bar* I used to, but they complained I was getting violent. So, I started serving burgers instead.

...

...Eeeesh, tough crowd. *jumps off the counter and wanders off*

[Knight Errant]

"Greetings sentient! We have our contestant number two! Now, what is this contest you may ask? I shall explain! I've had quite a jovial time running you munchkins through my halls! But the management is worried about the dearth of winners. SO! I'm pleased to introduce the concept of Lightning Laugh-A-Minute Dungeon! Once everyone is ready, the first to clear 10 rooms wins! While the runners-up are laughed at! Wonderful? I think so!"

[AmbushCat]

*halts, then backtracks* Hey, I've been wanting people to laugh at me for years. Win or lose, I'm all for it.

[Whatevr89532]

A full-werewolf, male form Whatevr appears a few yards outside of the dungeon in a small puff of leaves, holding in his arms a Korok. He lets go of the plant-being, allowing it to float in midair. "Yes, yes--this will be much more entertaining than just setting you in the park and hoping for shenanigans. You need a little more getupandgo, though; floating around here won't get things happening. Let's see..." He retrieves a sticky note, scribbles down some words, and places it on the Korok's forehead.
The note turns to dust, and the Korok lands, giving a headtilting look at Whatevr. "Yahaha! You found me?"
"No, I didn't," he shakes his head, and then points inside the dungeon. "Go in there, they have really good places to hide from the hero if you win, maybe."
The plant-person nods innocently and turns around, waddle-walking inside to where the others are. Whatevr allows himself a pleased nod before turning into a suspiciously werewolf-shaped topiary bush.

...TL; DR: So a Korok walks into the place. "Yahaha?"

[xGoggles]

A young man, tanned skin, goggles on his head; running towards the dungeon, not on purpose, but more to get out of reach a vicious looking dog. He sure hopes it's a dog though, but do dogs always have so many teeth and a few too many eyes?
Running inside in a panic, happy to see the dog-thing finally stopped chasing him as soon as he entered. Panting loudly catching his breath, he looks around curious to what he actually ran into.

[Ookalf]

Hm? *Ookalf happens to be riding on the outskirts of town when he spots the commotion of the dungeon appearing.* Was that...? *In order to investigate, Ookalf drives up to the dungeon and walks on in!*

[Feng]

"Ten rooms? Piece of cake~!" said Xavier cracking his knuckles.

He turned and eyed the competition, cocking an eyebrow at the werewolf and the kid with the goggles... as well as the Ookalf.

[Whatevr89532]

((The werewolf didn't enter and disappeared fairly quickly. A Korok is what walked in))

[Knight Errant]

All of them would find the same movie theater lobby, with the nearly fifteen-foot double doors on the far side. Over at the unmanned concession stand... there is a poof! As a box of Whoppers appears on Xavier's head.

"Welcome, Welcome! One and all... contestants of all ages! To the grand finals of the Laugh-A-Minute Dungeon! I believe we have enough contestants now. We can begin! The rules are simple. First to clear ten rooms... wins! Nothing more, nothing less. But I won't have any sabotaging of other players! This is a test of your grit... determination... ability... humor! The challenge is high, but the rewards are higher!"

"Now... do you have any questions? Or shall we begin the Laughening!"