Raleigh's Magic Shop

[Raleigh]

Vulpina: Careful young one or I'll send you to a tentacle hell for a few minutes. So, what are your special traits besides being turned into a girl regularly and focusing a bit too much on how 'healthy' women around you are?

[Harri-chan]

"I told you to STOP calling me stuff like that! And I don't get turned into a girl THAT much either".

[Raleigh]

Vulpina: And I can point out that to our reckoning Yog-Sothoth is a child much less a hairless ape such as yourself. Still, I suppose in the interest of calming your tempers I'll hold off for now. I'm already making such a concession appearing in this humanoid form. How you creatures can stand being so limited... ugh. Anyway, any special skills?

[AmbushCat]

Actually three of them are. Fox is just the one making a spectacle of a bet with me. Bear is out there purchasing something from another shop and currently Raven is trying to win me forging a weapon for him at my casino.

*chuckling* Fox sounds kind of interesting.

Vulpina: And I can point out that to our reckoning Yog-Sothoth is a child much less a hairless ape such as yourself. Still, I suppose in the interest of calming your tempers I'll hold off for now. I'm already making such a concession appearing in this humanoid form. How you creatures can stand being so limited... ugh. Anyway, any special skills?

*Zapana, fully armed with a bottle of wine and a six-pack of Miller, walks past en route to somewhere else. She quickly snarks a reply in a cheesy imitation of Elliot's voice.*

"I can shoot beer out one nostril and fire with the other."

[Raleigh]

She can be. I remember once she outed me as a spirit influencing a king and I got driven out by a priest of toenails as a result. Toenails I say. That was rather embarrassing but in that state I had to play to the expectations of the people of that realm and any priest should be able to drive out spirits. I know I was supposed to be found as that was part of the conceit but the priest was supposed to have been of something impressive.

[Miku-chan]

Zatsune wanders in, whistling a high elf tune involving wild horses and their..." hey ya pops, seen that rodent Elliot lately? Meiko and Luka were getting bored and wanted to tease him some more." she says as she jump sits on the counter next to Ambush and starts skritching his ears...

[Raleigh]

*Chuckles at hearing Zats' whistling.* And people think its the dwarfs that are the potty mouths. Heya Zatsune. Elliot was here earlier doing some work before trying to steal from me. He has since found employment under someone else though and amazingly didn't wind up with a perforated lung.

[Miku-chan]

Zatsune snickers at that..."Serves the little pervert right. Wish I could have scryed it for the others, but now what am I going to do to help relieve their boredom. Anything going on at the casino lately? Maybe that would help, though since they spent so much time working with your Succubii, they have gotten a bit more...Aggressive... About playtime things." Smiles knowingly..."Just what did you slip into those matrices you helped create for their bodies?"

[Raleigh]

Now now, do I look like I would do such a thing? *Puts up the most innocent face he can without shapeshifting.* Well the casino is playing host to another of my race at the moment but other than that nothing too big is going on there at the moment. However, I might need some people to help me with something on an island I've found off the coast of this continent. I've found some fairy rings on it and I need some people to distract the fair folk while I check on something. Help me out and I suppose I could net you lot some artifacts of some sort.

[Harri-chan]

"No... ", he muttered, arms folded across his chest.

[Vulpina]

Then we will be correcting that. I can't have my representative here being about as effective as a tissue paper. Can you use any kind of magic at all or will I have to awaken your magic aptitude too? Raleigh usually has already done this for anyone I hire off of him but I'm unsure if he has done so for you. Also, what animal is your totem? For that matter what trinket of a weapon have you gained from aiding him? Everyone who interacts with him tends to gain one at some point. Its his favored method of payment.

[Harri-chan]

"We will not be correcting anything. You said I had to watch. I've done spying missions for Raleigh in the body of a five year old girl before, so I think I can certainly handle it the way I am now without you doing anything weird with magic to me", he said. "I don't have ay totems and... no trinket either", he said, glancing away as he did so.

[Vulpina]

Ah, but did your last targets have the capacity to realize you were watching merely by you entering into the field of energy they passively radiate never mind use enhanced senses? Ah, whatever. I'm going to at least grant you a boon that will make it easier for you to observe him. *She tosses Elliot a watch.* This'll let you appear near where ever he is when you activate it and it will also hide you from the perceptions of at least those around him. This way you can watch what he is doing though he will know you are there. Can't do much about that since he'll spot your soul. Be wary though as your target is tricky. We already know he is plotting how to avoid dying with the rest of the multiverse when it ends so there is no telling what plots he is using now. We fear he is going to try and find a way to ensure humans survive the end and that can't be allowed.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot lets out a yawn, "Do you people always talk about such boring things? Why not tell me what comics you picked up this week? Or what your best DDR score is? You know... like NORMAL people... ".

[Vulpina]

DDR? Do you mean Devil Destruction Rave? I think last time any one of our kind played that we broke the scoring mechanism and wiped out the hell that was providing the targets. Darn show offs in the combat department. As for normal what we speak of is normal. It is your kind that are odd I think. Why would I buy comics when I can travel to the universes that they represent and actively observe and participate instead?