by Whatevr89532 » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:13 pm
Non-podium Tara shrugs. "Well I mean, you can always walk away, and there's lots of ways to turn back to normal if you want. Heck, there's a coin over thataway" (vaguely pointing) "that might have a fifty percent chance of granting any wish you give it. But personally, I see every event of this kind as an opportunity to go on a whole new adventure. Heck, maybe you got cool harpy powers or someone can teach you to lift things psionically to make up for the lack of hands! I dunno."
Meanwhile, the Tanuki-girl on the podium finally gets her thoughts together, and begins something that more or less resembles a speech. "Welcome, welcome! Ladies and...well, let's just be honest here. I assume you're being attracted to the new school on account of being or having recently become some kind of monster girl or other kind of magic-wielding person. And you might be thinking, 'what the heck is this, I had other stuff to do today'. But worry not! Time travel is always a distinct possibility. In the meantime, maybe going to monster girl school and learning how to use whatever neat new powers and/or body parts you just got, as well as possibly the kind of stuff people normally learn in school, will be fun!
"Speaking-of-which, we only have two, maybe three teachers right now? If you want to volunteer to teach some subject you're already an expert at come see me after this, I'll figure out who's best qualified and maybe age you up a bit so you actually look like a teacher to everyone."