by AmbushCat » Thu Mar 15, 2012 7:03 pm
*Ellen hesitates a few beats, then enters the dressing room.*
...Rule #1: Be prepared for as many eventualities as possible.
*A minute later, after her shirt and corduroys are ditched, it is seen that she'd been wearing her swimsuit (white and purple) underneath them the entire time. She surveys the collection of equipment in the room.*
...Rule #2: There is no mortal problem that lacks an immortal solution.
*Cue a time gap of around 15 minutes. A volleyball net has been set up halfway across the pool, with a ball sitting not far away. A handful of medium-sized plastic rings, each a little bit wider than Ellen's arms, are scattered around. A boogie board sits propped against the wall. Ellen sits next to the diving board, heaving some rubber balls into a poolside basketball net.*
...And Rule #3: If a problem has no solution, see Rule #2.

It's a trifle, if ever was.
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