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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:05 pm

More Chibiwanbanshu ninja poof away.

"Oh is that so?" says the Chibi, eyebrow raised. "And you expect me to talk, do you?"

An androgynous man glares back at Volvados with a pair of dark pink eyes. His body hair has completely vanished and his figure has taken on feminine porportions. He could pass for a super model if it weren't for the lack of...

FWOOSH!

Oh look, there they are. Indeed, the strange energies affecting Volvados begin to quickly wrap up their mischief as his clothes begin to morph...
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:28 pm

Dact shrugs. "Really, me getting out of here is the best option. If I'm stuck here, I wander around some more... see things I shouldn't, beat the tar out of more of your fellow ninjas... I mean its not as if I will threaten you with torture or anything. I'm not that sort of guy."

Volvados stares at himself in the mirror. "What... the hell..." He mutters, looking closer at himself, wondering what he has just gained... and whats happening to his clothes!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:22 pm

"Even if you were, I don't think you're in any position to be threatening me," says the Chibi ninja motioning with his heads to the remaining Chibi ninja who have vanished, leaving him the sole ninja in the room. You know what that means, yes? :twisted:

What did he gain? Why a pair of rather large mounds on his chest that's what! As for his clothes, they continue to change, covering less and less of his smooth flesh!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:31 pm

Dact looks around, seeing the other ninjas vanished... then back to the one he is still holding... "Fine then... if your so confident... a one on one duel. If I win, you tell me how to get out of here." He says, dropping the ninja.

Meanwhile... Volvados gains breasts! As he seems to be losing clothing in return... ".... what the heck is doing this?!" He says, looking around frantically!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:34 pm

"You're inside my submarine base and loading dock," says Bones. "I like to use this place as my primary base of operations, at least when it comes to researching new technology. If you'd like, I'm sure the ladies will be glad to give you a tour of the place after your meal."


Eebon: *thinks for a bit* Well, okay. I don't have anything else to do until later. Gaw. *addresses the Korean maid* Could I have a glass of fruit punch, please? *gives her an endearing look*

Nobee: Lemonade and a slice of cherry cheesecake for me. And make it snappy or I'll play tic-tac-toe on your uniform. Gaw.

He looks around.

"Now if you excuse me, I have to go deal with my other guests. Au revoir!"


Eebon: *gives a close approximation of the Vulcan salute* Live long and prosper. Gaw!

Nobee: Later, Bony.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:34 pm

"As you wish" smirks the ninja before totally doing an acrobatic triple flip kick to Dact's stomach, followed by an attempted Shoriyuken to the jaw!

The tables have turned! o.o

Yes, Volvados does possess a nice pair of mammary glands, no doubt capable of gaining attention of numerous cute boys! Meanwhile, her (following one sharp tug in the crotch) clothes continue to whither away leaving merely a cute, frilly bikini behind to barely cover her curvaceous form!

The Korean maid hesitates for a moment before curtseying to Eebon.

"C-coming right up miss," she says going to fetch a bowl (but not before subtly giving Nobee the stinkeye).

After some fuss, and a scrambling about she place a heaping bowl of cut watermelon, grapes, and orange slice before Eebon and a slice of cheesecake in front of Nobee, lemonade included.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:03 pm

Eebon: *looks at the fruit before shrugging* Not quite what I asked for, but I can handle it. Thank you, miss. *nods in thanks to the maid, then chews the fruit carefully to get at the juice*

Nobee: You should've sued. I know I would've. *slurps down some of the lemonade*

Eebon: You're less than half an hour old. You don't even have a lawyer. Gaw.

Nobee: You'd be surprised how ridiculous some of the court cases are nowadays, goody-goody.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:06 pm

The Meido, realizing she's made an error, returns with a tall glass of fruit punch.

"Sorry about that" she says, clearly embarrassed. :oops:
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:11 pm

Eebon: *waves it off cheerfully* No worries, no worries. Thanks for getting this for me. Sweet, sweet, sweet, gaw! *accepts it and drinks some of it*

*Nobee places her face on the cheesecake plate and starts eating it noisily, acting more or less like a pig.*
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:13 pm

Dact blinks, not quite expecting this! As he jumps backwards from the acrobatig ninja... readying his sword and getting into a defensive stance...

Meanwhile... Volvados's face is much like that of the picture... looking over her body and clothes with disbelief. "This... isnt good..." She says blushing... she hurries out of the changing room... she had to get out of here!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:58 pm

The Chibi ninja attempts to counter Dacts defensive stance with a whirling triple slash to the face!

As she flees the changing room she bumps into one of the maids.

"There you are Lilly" she shouts, sounding quite peeved. "Your shift started fifteen minutes ago! Get dressed quickly. The master will be expecting his afternoon tea to be delivered in a timely manner!

((ACK! I forgot about Ambush!))

The maid leaves to go tidy, doing her best to ignore Nobee's poor table etiquette...
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:13 pm

Dact counters with a strong forward strike! Fast, yes... but the chibi shouldn't be able to have enough momentum to stop it... he had the mass of a Chibi after all.

Meanwhile Volvados bumps into a maid! And... blinks with confusion. "I... what?" Apparently it was a case of mistaken identity! Who knew?
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:43 pm

True, but he also has the reflexes of a ninja too! The Chibi lands atop the flat end of Dact's weapon... o.o

"Quit gawking, Lilly, we have work to do" shouts the maid shoving the clone back into the locker room. "Get dressed and meet me in the kitchen. You know how upset the Master gets when tea is late!"
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:59 pm

Dact blinks as the chibi lands on his blade... hrms... then twirls the blade!

Volvados is shoved! And stares at the door as it closes behind her... well... maybe this could be a good thing. She could stay low profile for the moment... and... change into something decent. She looks for a locker with the name 'Lilly' on it.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:50 am

((ACK! I forgot about Ambush!))

The maid leaves to go tidy, doing her best to ignore Nobee's poor table etiquette...


((OOC: No worries, no worries. ^_^ ))

*Nobee makes a face behind her back as she leaves, then goes back to acting like a pig.*

Eebon: Sheesh, and I thought I was rude as a kitten...

Nobee: Trust me, it's going to get a lot... *snort* ...worse, heh heh.
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