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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:03 pm

The maid waits patiently for the two cats to finish their meal, doing her best not to gag due to Nobee.


*Eebon---apparently thoroughly enjoying the fruit punch---finishes it before long, although it takes a little longer to eat the fruit. Nobee looks up a few moments later; the cheesecake is gone, although traces of it are smeared over her face. She wastes no time in pouring the rest of her own drink inside her open mouth.*

Eebon: *mutters* Did I really think this was the proper way to eat once upon a time, gaw...?
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:18 pm

Dact nods. "Right... well thats more than I knew... I'll consider that one of my options." Dact says, as the chibi's ninja suit gains white to its black... turning into a frilly dress as her hair cascades down to shoulder length... becoming pink. She gets an odd desire to pose and clean, as she becomes a maid.

Meanwhile, Volvados does notice her hips swaying... and does her best to stop them! As she walks into the room, frowning. Looking over to Bones as he speaks, she nods... the wheels in her head turning. She heads over, placing the tray on the table nearest Bones... then steps up behind him. "Oh Master Booooones...." She says in a sing-song voice... before placing her hand on his shoulder. "Twitch in a way I don't like and I will pour so much electricity into you your eyes will melt out of your head and burn twin holes in the carpet. Kay?~" She says sweetly, with an evil grin.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:35 pm

The former Chibi glances down at her new form and sighs.

"I do hope this is one of the Smoking One's jokes,"
she says, poking herself in the breasts. "I don't want to be one of Bone's maids." >.<

Reluctantly she grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the junk on the floor.

Volvado's hand phases through the Criminal Mastermind's shoulder; its a hologram! o.o

Suddenly the door to the library slams shut, the sound of a locking mechanism following.

"Well, well, well," says the Hologram, turning to face the maid. "It would appear that my little trap worked after all. I must say though, you look different from last we met... Did you do something with your hair, perhaps?" :mrgreen:


The maid waits patiently for the two to finish, offering Nobee a napkin in the meantime.

"You've got something here" she says, motioning to the side of the cat's mouth.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:41 pm

Nobee: I've got something all over the place. Gaw. *snatches the napkin from her hand and tries to wipe off her face*

Eebon: *to the maid* Don't let her bother you too much. She's just a twit.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:44 pm

"Right, well good luck with that... I suggesr finding yourself a new employer." He says, before going to leave!

Meanwhile... Volvados... glares at the hologram! "This changes nothing! Except I'm even more ticked off than before! When I find you... before I'm done you will be BEGGING to turn me back!" Yells the maid... as her hair raises on end, her hand crackling with energy.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:15 pm

"You talk big, Miss Clone, but you are in no position to make threats," says the Hologram, taking a sip of holographic tea (mmm... Tasty!). Judging from your appearance, I would say it is only a short time until you're reduced to a completely harmless airhead."

At the mention of this, Volvado's mind begins to feel slightly... fuzzy. Tingly almost.

"Oh yes," continues the Hologram. "I'm well aware of your theft. Did you think I wouldn't incorporate some form of security system to monitor my records?"

A black and white screen appears before the girl, showing the male knight going through Bone's files. The screen pauses, showing him taking the doll.

"That effigy is filled to the brim with green," continues Bones. "It's a trinket I've kept around for sentimental purposes. Nonetheless I certainly wasn't expecting a thief to steal such a silly thing, although I'm rather amused by the results." :mrgreen:


"I'm not the only one who should worry about future employment,"
says the Maid. "I'd say you're about due for retirement from the hero business"

Retaining some degree of her ninja agility, she flings a dart at Dact's head!

"Die, Baka~!"


(Actually, Nobee's technically a Male... She's Eebon's evil Fraternal Twin :wink: )
The maid sighs.

"At least you retain some degree of etiquette" says the Maid. "Anyways, when you're done, I'll show you the lab if you wish."
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:25 pm

Volvados stares at the image... then pats herself all over looking for the doll! She had to get rid of it! She didnt like the feeling in her mind...

Dact blinks at the sudden attack... and tries to duck out of the way! Backstabbing dartist!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:32 pm

If Volvados can remember (something that is beginning to become to do) the doll was placed where her armor was right?

The hologram laughs, watching the girl's plight.

The dart... misses Dact by a hair! The maid whistles innocently before continuing to sweep up the mess.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:43 pm

(Actually, Nobee's technically a Male... She's Eebon's evil Fraternal Twin :wink: )
The maid sighs.

"At least you retain some degree of etiquette" says the Maid. "Anyways, when you're done, I'll show you the lab if you wish."


((OOC: ...And here I spent all this time thinking Nobee was a female. ...And I think it had something to do with me not knowing what fraternal meant until now. I just had a Toy Bridget dropped on me. :shock: ))

*Nobee raspberries the guy typing the post.*

Nobee: Hah! See? I could crossdress and no one would know the difference!

Eebon: Evil me, the maid was speaking to you. Gaw. *finishes the last of the fruit*

Nobee: *blinks* ...DON'T INTERRUPT ME! ... *turns to the maid* Yeah, sure. That would be glorious. Gaw.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:12 pm

((Indeed. Or is it the Sweet Polly Oliver trope? o.o))

The maid nods, letting the two finish up as necessary.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:19 pm

((OOC: Yeah, but self-inflicted this time. Either way, it works. :| ))

Eebon: Alright, I'm cool. Gaw. *hops to the floor*

Nobee: I'm hot. *jumps to the floor* I wonder how many hearts I'll be braking 20 years from now. Gaw.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:31 pm

Volvados blinks... then tries to access her negaknightspace! She isnt even sure if that would work. >.<

Meanwhile Dact glares at the maid... before sighing and exiting the door!
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Feng » Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:27 pm

Reaching into her extra-dimensional hidey hole, Volvados-Chan is able to fish out the doll, the source of her current misery.

"I wouldn't try destroying that thing if I were you" cautions the hologram. "If damaged the energy make bleed out, speeding up the rate of your transformation..."

"You know, I'm impressed you've been able to last this long. You show much potential and I'd hate to see it go to waste."

The maid gives Dact the stink-eye before continuing her task of sweeping up the fruit.


"Follow me then" says the maid, motioning to the door.
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby AmbushCat » Sat Jul 23, 2011 9:01 pm

*Eebon does as instructed. Nobee does the same, albeit with a Michael Jackson-esque moonwalk.*

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*Meanwhile, somewhere outside the base (if the author recalls correctly), Ellen Harrison (the kid sitting on top of the window) approaches the area and looks around. In one hand is a Dragon Ball-esque locator device. Swift, Ambush Cat's Umbreon, is close behind.*

Ellen: ... ... ...Alright. The beacon is working alright. Hopefully, Eebon is somewhere nearby.

Swift: ---And if she's not?---

Ellen: ...I get sent to bed without supper, I guess.

Swift: ...
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Re: Looking for Sir Dact!

Postby Knight Errant » Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:39 am

Volvados sets it on a table... backing away quickly! She hopes its not too late... she blinks, looking over to the hologram. "Huh?"

Meanwhile, Dact heads out the door! Then swipes... punching in numbers until he finds one that sounds like a sub bay!
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