Better Business Bureau

[Kether]

*go IMF!*

*Boosting Lian's strength seems to result in the base dropping such that it ends up at the same level Lian was at before she used IMF.*

*exactly, now smashy smashy*

[Windyuki]

*exactly, now smashy smashy*

*That is to say, that she's back where she is right before the charm was used, save that when it ends she'll be a lot lower.

The smashing continues to get a lot harder, but the end is in sight!*

[Kether]

*right but it keeps going up!*

[Windyuki]

*right but it keeps going up!*

*And the base drops at the same rate.*

*Lian's strength seems to have bottomed out at the level of unathletic twelve year old girl, but the maze of cubicles is complete!

The stairs point upward!*

[Kether]

*right but it keeps going up!*

*And the base drops at the same rate.*

*Lian's strength seems to have bottomed out at the level of unathletic twelve year old girl, but the maze of cubicles is complete!

The stairs point upward!*

*has luckily adapted Mind hand to her charmset*

[Windyuki]

*has luckily adapted Mind hand to her charmset*

*Lian, incidentally, loses all non SWLIHN adapted charms, due to their not matching her secretary nature.

The stairs continue to point upward!*

[Kether]

*has luckily adapted Mind hand to her charmset*

*Lian, incidentally, loses all non SWLIHN adapted charms, due to their not matching her secretary nature.

The stairs continue to point upward!*

*You don't know what Lian charms work like!*

[Windyuki]

*You don't know what Lian charms work like!*

*GIven LIan's performance they clearly weren't Secretaryish enough and are thus sealed!

The next room seems to be filled with a horde of businessmen demanding coffee in a zombie-like monotone.*

[Rodney]

And unemployable too! In that case.... If you'll just take these text-books and get to reading.

'But I truly am employable, look I'll take any job'.

Despite his protest, Rodney picks up the text-books and start flipping through them, wondering what they are about.
No point in wasting free swag.

[Kether]

*You don't know what Lian charms work like!*

*GIven LIan's performance they clearly weren't Secretaryish enough and are thus sealed!

The next room seems to be filled with a horde of businessmen demanding coffee in a zombie-like monotone.*

*TK CUT!*

[Windyuki]

*TK CUT!*

*Mind hand dissipates half-way to its target. The charm seems to be sealed away as well now. There is a coffee machine to Lian's left.*



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Rodney! You're unemployable and are so perfect for the jobs those books will guide you toward. Now go to the study room and read!

[Rodney]

Rodney! You're unemployable and are so perfect for the jobs those books will guide you toward. Now go to the study room and read!

"Fine, if you say so"
Rodney shrugs and move to the study room he is shown. At least he can do some interesting reading.

[Windyuki]

"Fine, if you say so"
Rodney shrugs and move to the study room he is shown. At least he can do some interesting reading.

*As Rodney reclines in the study room, his eye-sight begins to get a bit blurry, before he suddenly finds himself wearing a pair of glasses. Of course the book, an introduction to color theory, is far too interesting to put down for something so minor.*

[Rodney]

Rodney tap the side of his new glasses with the tip of a finger, a bit puzzled, but his eyes don't leave the pages from the book he is reading. So enraptured he is by the fascinating text-books that he discard his worries.

"Now, this is something worthy of attention..." he quietly whistles to himself.

[Windyuki]

Rodney tap the side of his new glasses with the tip of a finger, a bit puzzled, but his eyes don't leave the pages from the book he is reading. So enraptured he is by the fascinating text-books that he discard his worries.

"Now, this is something worthy of attention..." he quietly whistles to himself.

*Rodney's hair turns purple and begins to get dramatically longer. His pants turn into a skirt, and he should find himself having a much easier time comprehending the very difficult texts. Rather, they seem too simple. Why, the author clearly doesn't understand the tertiary thematic concerns of Orange-yellow-green hybrids whatsoever. And the section on imaginary colors leaves so much out.... and....

Within Rodney's mind, a desire to correct these mistakes, to research alternatives and to do SCIENCE begins to grow. He also gets a nice green necktie.*



*Meanwhile, the hoard of zombie businessmen advances on Lian. Their bad breath and tendency toward groping could only be stopped by judicious, perhaps painful, application of coffee!*