(Sorry for the wait. I had business at the DMV to take care of yesterday)
A maid hands Lola a tall glass of cold greenish juice.
"Now that everyone is present," says Bones, sipping his tea, "I feel we can get this meeting started. Flora will you kindly get the lights?"
A fuschia haired maid nods, holding a switch to the lights and causing them to dim to a low setting.
"Most excellent~!

*Ahem* Ladies and Gentleman, I have brought you together to discuss an endeavor that I have planned for the near future."
Bones taps a button underneath the conference table. A hologram of a strange machine manifests, hovering before the assembled villains. Its appearance is similar to the an unholy union between Hal 9000, a Dahlek, and Melfina's capsule from
Outlaw Star. The 'main computer' is an imposing black cube conjoined to four cylinder tanks. Adding to the complexity are numerous chords, wires and lights that are liberally applied throughout the machine.
"
BEHOLD! What you before you is the apex of super villainy technology, the
MORPHEUS 4000! This dear colleagues is the machine that will revolutionize the field of transformation technology."
Unfortunately for Elliot-Chan there is no discernible exit from the room. As he searches the perimeter of chamber however his foot stumbles across something 'squishy' on the floor!
::Now, now, miss:: says the disembodied voice,
::There is nothing to fear. I merely need you to help me test the latest Mail Portal technology.::