Suddenly, Pool Ninjas

[Kether]

*All the people the girl can observe seem to practically glow with magic. Also, as she pays attention, it will become obvious that everyone present seems to be surprisingly fit in a gymnast kind of way. There also seems to be quite a bit of energy, not necessarily magic, in a pillar shape reaching into the sky where there is no actual building if she looks in its direction.

It would seem the noodle might be working at first. Perhaps there is something odd about this place after all?*

Heh, I suppose I asked for that one. Kether, please stop drowning that poor NPC. His wife is right there and you are embarrassing him.

"Fine fine"

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Well new things we have ehh? I think we have a new one that simulates being inside a geyser. There are also a few new hot springs that were just added that supposedly help with the usual things and two new ones that supposedly help one's magic reserves. I still refuse to put in one that aids in breast growth despite demand though since I don't want to be liable for those kinds of incidents that always crop up around such things. Our fountain of youth is of course as popular as ever. *Nods to himself.* There are always the various wacky slides but they only really vary by length and loop count and the like so its hard to say which of them you would prefer. Next month I'm adding in a ride that lets you experience what its like to go over the Niagra Falls in a barrel. Note that when I do I'm adding a rule that says you have to pay a fine every time someone shouts "Barrel!".

Hm... maybe set one aside and dress it up like a certain red headed sorceress queen too come to think of it. Make it into some sort of punny tourist attraction to see Queen Barrel.

Mischa hmmmms. "I'm not sure how appealing some of those sound..." he admits.

Jasmischa giggles. "What kinds of incidents always crop up around a hot spring that aids breast growth?" she asks curiously, while Mischa lets out a nervous laugh. "Well, if you want to chat with Raleigh, Jasmischa, I'll go get changed into my trunks."

With that, he heads into the changing room!

[Raleigh]

Surely you can have fun without attempted murder, right? I mean I manage it and I'm omnicidal most of the time.

*Changing booths might be the correct term as just as Mischa is about to enter a purple shadow passes before his path leaving behind a lot of items strewn on the ground.*

Beyond the obvious explosive top events you mean? Well then I have to handle those with flat chest issues trying to get them bigger and complaining about results not being instant, those who are already top heavy demanding they be closed down so they have less competition, some of those same top heavy ones using them as a cheap alternative to getting even larger guns for whatever reason, and keeping pervs from trying to look in. That and the one time I did have one up I had at least three male children manage to get inside and that one was a fast acting one. I'm not going to explain that situation again if I can help it.

[Kether]

Surely you can have fun without attempted murder, right? I mean I manage it and I'm omnicidal most of the time.

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Not with me thinking about it, I need something to get murder off the mind

[Harri-chan]

Eventually, the girl headed for that pillar of energy, peering up curiously at the lack of building around it as she got closer. Reaching out, she grasped a pedestrian by the arm. "Excuse me... but I'm wondering if you could tell me where I am?".

[Raleigh]

*The pedestrian looks at the girl who had detained her.* I think its called Waterpark City or something like that. Supposedly we are hidden inside a waterpark somehow. I think the locals are crazy though. How could this city be hidden in a waterpark? *It would seem she pulled aside a visitor to the city who might have arrived on one of the boats down at the harbor.*

Would torture distract you from murder? If so I have a whip around here somewhere.

[Kether]

"Not really, no"

[Harri-chan]

She listened, her expression slowly becoming more annoyed as it dawned on her that this person was just another visitor. Concentrating, the pedestrian began to glow, and shrunk down in height, clothing and hairstyle transforming in one fluid moment with the body, to leave a little girl of around seven or so in a pretty red dress, with blonde hair in pigtails. Her mind remained intact... with the added urge to give out hugs. Those hugs would transform their victims to a similar age, as well as leave them with the same hugging power.

The teen smirked at the idea of the transformations spreading through the city, the numbers multiplying faster and faster. "Go... play", she waved off the child. "I wonder how Elliot is doing...".

[Jello Shot Mischa]

*Changing booths might be the correct term as just as Mischa is about to enter a purple shadow passes before his path leaving behind a lot of items strewn on the ground.*

Beyond the obvious explosive top events you mean? Well then I have to handle those with flat chest issues trying to get them bigger and complaining about results not being instant, those who are already top heavy demanding they be closed down so they have less competition, some of those same top heavy ones using them as a cheap alternative to getting even larger guns for whatever reason, and keeping pervs from trying to look in. That and the one time I did have one up I had at least three male children manage to get inside and that one was a fast acting one. I'm not going to explain that situation again if I can help it.

Jasmischa hmms. "I'd never thought about that..." she admits. "I suppose it is more problematic than I'd thought."

Mischa blinks, and pauses as a purple blur suddenly dashes past leaving a trail of items. "What the..." He bends down to examine what was dropped. "Hey, you! You dropped these!"

[Raleigh]

Well would it help your murderous aspirations if you killed me or something. I'll even let you get the crystal. If not I have plenty of monsters in stock you can get your murder on with. *During all these events various lesser minions of Raleigh's float about outside the park collecting the new pool toys and bringing them inside to add to a now somewhat overstocked supply.*

*The new little girl nods to the teenager before wondering off to do as she was bid. A blur of movement not five minutes later leaves no sign of the girl though there are some floating leaves left behind. Elliot is currently being held down by several different noodles that are wrapped all about his monster body and attached to the ground. It would seem the animal control specialist dispatched knows some sort of noodle ninjutsu or something to that effect. A sense of being watched returns to the girl as she ponders about Elliot. This time though her observer isn't hidden so if she looks around it will be obvious.*

Aye, Jasmischa. It actually caused me more trouble than when I gave a teenager that shapeshifting pet. *No voice responds to Mischa but if he could spot the purple dressed ninja he would have seen one of the few recorded ninja headslaps.*

[Jello Shot Mischa]

*During all these events various lesser minions of Raleigh's float about outside the park collecting the new pool toys and bringing them inside to add to a now somewhat overstocked supply.*

(( I can't help but wonder what that supply room looks like... or what its contents are thinking. XD ))

*Aye, Jasmischa. It actually caused me more trouble than when I gave a teenager that shapeshifting pet. *No voice responds to Mischa but if he could spot the purple dressed ninja he would have seen one of the few recorded ninja headslaps.*

Jasmischa smiles, and then glances around. "Hmmm, Mischa sure is taking a while..." she murmurs, before shrugging with a soft squeak. "So do you have a rental service for rafts and things here?" she asks curiously.

Meanwhile Mischa glances around, and then starts gathering up the scattered items with a sigh. If they are laid out in a trail, well, that means he's following it! He might as well turn the items into lost-and-found, though... after all, he'd certainly hate it if he dropped something important and no one picked it up!

[Harri-chan]

The teenager did not notice the little girl's disappearance, but she did feel the presence of someone watching her. Slowly, she turned around, her green eyes scanning the busy street, and she held her hands out slightly, fingers spread as magic began to build around them...

[Kether]

Well would it help your murderous aspirations if you killed me or something. I'll even let you get the crystal. If not I have plenty of monsters in stock you can get your murder on with. *During all these events various lesser minions of Raleigh's float about outside the park collecting the new pool toys and bringing them inside to add to a now somewhat overstocked supply.*
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"Its not really murder then is it?"

[Raleigh]

Well I could always set you up with a manhunt style game with some of my monsters. It would be murder then. *A new ninja, this one disguised as a floating pool toy floats up behind Kether.*

*The supply room currently is a small (at least judging by external appearance) building currently filled with lots of the usual pool toys. While most are actually toys quite a few contain very confused minds. A few have even either broken leading into insanity or simply went into shock. There is at least two inside who are pretty sure they were always pool toys and that the life they had as people were just dreams.*

Aye, you want a paddle boat or what exactly? No motor boats obviously since you could hit a swimmer with one of those.

*If Mischa isn't careful he might prick his hand on one of the caltrops he has picked up.*

[Ebony]

*A black cat sits in front of the teenager who had been traveling with Elliot looking at her intently.*