Looking for Sir Dact!

[Knight Errant]

Dact backs up from the sudden assault! "Well excuse me for not following your plot line..."

Before his 'captor' is shot through the head, and a gun pointed at him. "Pretty right so far. And I'd appreciate not being shot at the moment. It wouldn't kill me, and I'd rather not get in a pointless fight."

[Feng]

Bones refuses to lower his gun.

"Unfortunately cloning technology has only come so far. Every so often a glitch goes off in incubation releasing a dud whose brain is as half baked as the food in the local cafeteria. Pity, he really thought he could pull off his plan yet clearly made too many elementary mistakes. For one, he should have stripped you of your possessions when he had the chance. Rookie mistake," he mumbles. "Rookie mistake."

"Now the question remains of what to do with the two of you. One of you is an unauthorized personnel who is standing in a highly classified facility. The other is likely a deranged mistake created by an even greater error"

Bones motions to the clone on the floor who is currently being covered by a greenish mold.

"Hate to say it Sir Knight, but I can't let either of you leave."

[Knight Errant]

Dact huhs at this, and turns slightly to the clone, talking while keeping a eye on Bones. "I know you and me have had a rough start, but what do you say to a temporary alliance until we bust out of this place."

The emaciated form of the clone rises from the floor, a thin smile on his face. "I do not need your help, Knight..." He pauses. "But... I do not want to see you killed until I properly have time to best and humiliate you... So consider yourself lucky."

Dact nods. "Oh I am... surely... this is my lucky day..."

[Feng]

"Sorry gentlemen but I'm afraid that escape is not a possibility at this point. This facility is designed so that nobody gets in or out without the right clearance."

With a flick of the wrist, Bones produces another flintlock that he aims at the clone.

[Knight Errant]

Dact glances at the clone. "Raijin?"

The clone humphs. "Fine..."

Both of them hold out their right hands, as an arc of blue and black electricity blast out towards Bones!

[AmbushCat]

As Eebon continues to eat, she may feel a tingly sensation coming from her gut! The sensation spreads through her body giving her a pins and needles sensation.

Eebon: Whaaa~? *wincing as she finishes eating* Why do I get the feeling that something really weird is about to happen? Gaw...

"Sorry gentlemen but I'm afraid that escape is not a possibility at this point. This facility is designed so that nobody gets in or out without the right clearance."

*Somewhere in time and space, Ambush Cat sneezes rather noisily.*

[Feng]

"Gah!"

Bones recoils from the blast of lightning, attempting to shield himself with his cloak.

"Clearly I've underestimated the efficiency of my dud alter. No matter though."

Bones retreats to the entrance of the doorway into the hall.

"Don't think you've won yet" shouts Bones. "I'm engaging you on my terms, not yours!" o_-


Elsewhere, in the kitchen...

A silvery liquid emanates from Eebon's ears, coalescing into a large pool in the kitchen. With a spark the pool hums and boils...

[Knight Errant]

Dact nods as Bones retreats. "Uhuh... feel free to meet me on your terms when we arent stuck in a strange lab." He looks to his clone. "Lets get out of here."

The clone shakes his head. "Not yet... there is more I want to do here..."

Dact blinks. "We arent here for sight seeing..."

The clone humphs. "Then run away... I have more to do here yet." He grins, charging towards the door Bones stands in!

[Feng]

As the clone charges through the doorway he finds himself confronting a squad of Chibi ninja, the Chibiwanbanshu! Behind the miniature shinobi wall is Bones.

"Like I said, you are fighting on my terms," says Bones aiming his flintlocks at the clones. "Once I'm finished dealing with the Knight I believe I'll have you dissected in order to see what makes you tick. Who knows what secrets I might find? As for the leftovers I think they'll fetch a find price on the black market. What do you think?"

He turns to his ninja minions.

"I want him alive if possible. If dead, then so be it."

The mini ninja slowly advance, their sharp blades gleaming like a sea of mirrors.

[AmbushCat]

Elsewhere, in the kitchen...

A silvery liquid emanates from Eebon's ears, coalescing into a large pool in the kitchen. With a spark the pool hums and boils...

Eebon: *cringes for a bit, then settles down* Whoaaa... cool. ... *jokes to one of the maids* 'Course, it would have to be cool... the floor's not boiling. Gaw.

[Knight Errant]

The clone hardly stops in his charge, grabbing a metal support beam and ripping it out... grinning, his eyes flashing with malicious anticipation. "Yes... finally I can show my power!" He says with glee, swiping the slightly bent I-beam into the hordes of mini ninjas... the metal bar crackling with dark electricity.

Dact just facepalms. "Oh damnit..."

[Feng]

Being the cheap, expendable minions that they are, the Chibiwanbanshu are sent flying into the walls!

Bones sighs before firing a few rounds at the clone before retreating behind another door.


The pink haired maid giggles at the joke but the other two are two busy watching the pool of silver take shape, forming a black Maine Coon. The cat smirks at Eebon with its yellow and blue eyes.

"Nyahahahaha~!" it laughs with a deep voice (apparently it must be Eebon's evil fraternal twin ) "At last I am free!"

[AmbushCat]

((OOC: I'm assuming that's my signal to take over, then?))

Eebon: *not taking this entirely seriously* Not free; more like 50% off. Gaw.

Evil twin: *snarling grin* Oh, a real joker you are. We'll see if you're still laughing when I fill Mother's room with dead crickets while she sleeps. Gaw!

[Feng]

(More or less, yes.)
The maids watch as the two cats, Eebon and her evil twin 'Nobee' bicker with one another.

"Two cats?" says one, clearly confused. "How will we tell which one is which?" -_-

"KITTY" another maid suddenly rushes forward and grabs Nobee!

"Oh dear," says a third. "You mustn't do that Hiromi. They get mad when you hug them like that..."

[Knight Errant]

The clone blocks the shots with the I-beam, finishing his sweep through the chibi ninjas and beginning to pound the door Bones hid behind... laughing maniacally.

Dact just sighs, and walks out to the hallway, going down it and looking for a way out.