Watery Mayhem

[Whatevr89532]

Jyrra hands the kazoo back when requested. "Yeah. I just don't like practicing this. My mage is always so confused that I don't want to be human. Like being huge and having two legs is just the best way for anyone to be."

[AmbushCat]

Hey, decades-long cat right here. I wasn't that great at walking on two legs either. *starts to play the kazoo, but pauses* Okay, Jyrra; now I'm curious. Does being a mage's familiar mean that your lifespan is lengthened?

[Whatevr89532]

"Yes," Jyrra nods, "familiarizing an animal usually only works with young adults or smaller, and grants about the lifespan of a human, starting from the analogous age. But losing one's mage can..shorten that a bit. Depending on the personality, I hear. The process involves sharing a part of one's soul with the animal, so even if you don't like your mage much, having them die is like having a part of you ripped up."

[Kether]

*Ookalf brings back her target with food cart to the main group



Meanwhile Rayl soon finds some very confused and busty animal girls in bikinis at the bottom of the slides*

[Ookalf]

*Ookalf brings back her target with food cart to the main group*

Yoo-hoo! I'm back, and I brought back that waitress ya asked for!

[AmbushCat]

"Yes," Jyrra nods, "familiarizing an animal usually only works with young adults or smaller, and grants about the lifespan of a human, starting from the analogous age. But losing one's mage can..shorten that a bit. Depending on the personality, I hear. The process involves sharing a part of one's soul with the animal, so even if you don't like your mage much, having them die is like having a part of you ripped up."

Amber: ...So much for that idea. *shrug* Oh, well. ...Now, onto business. I summon... an elk! *puffs into the kazoo a few times*

*Something crashes its way into the park at high speed, alighting next to the booth-in-construction. It seems to be... a black-haired catboy in blue swim-shorts.*

Amber: Here you go, Elk. *hands 'Elk' a bottle of Pepsi Max* Jyrra and I are off-limits. Otherwise, go wild---Elk, are you listening to me?

Elk: *appraising Jyrra* Hiya, Monty! *hands her part of a cheese sandwich*

[Whatevr89532]

The larger demon-girl waves at the guests from where she's putting in one of the last few signs. "Heyy! Have fun?"

Jyrra regards the boy and cheese sandwich with perplexed annoyance. "I can only assume this is some kind of symbolic ceremony. Am I married, invited to a duel, or under arrest?"

[AmbushCat]

Amber: *annoyed sigh* No, that's just my son. Elk, I said she's off limits. Don't bother her.

Elk: No sandwich? *cheerful grin* Okay, Pepper! *starts to eat it himself*

Amber: *facepalms* Whatever you do, Jyra, never have kids. The insanity isn't worth it.

[Kether]

*Ookalf brings back her target with food cart to the main group*

Yoo-hoo! I'm back, and I brought back that waitress ya asked for!

*the confused waitress starts circling around*So like does anyone want anything...

The larger demon-girl waves at the guests from where she's putting in one of the last few signs. "Heyy! Have fun?"
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They seem to have moved onto poking themselves to see if its real

[Whatevr89532]

Reyl bounces over to the confused girls, giving them a winning grin. "Is that fun~? Can I try?" She reaches over to try and poke the nearest one herself.

When the waitress-Kether comes by, Jyrra sighs. "You know, I think I actually want a cheese sandwich now."

[AmbushCat]

*gets back to work* Nothing for me, thanks. I just ate.

*In the meantime, Elk opens the Pepsi Max, takes a sip---and is off like a flash.*

[Kether]

Reyl bounces over to the confused girls, giving them a winning grin. "Is that fun~? Can I try?" She reaches over to try and poke the nearest one herself.

The new girl blushes profusely, "Hey um don't do that"

[quote}When the waitress-Kether comes by, Jyrra sighs. "You know, I think I actually want a cheese sandwich now."[/quote]

"Yes ma'am" she says looking through the cart

[Ookalf]

*While Kether gets accustomed to her new job, Ookalf approaches the woman who started this.* Heya, boss lady! You, like, need me to do anything else?

[Kether]

*The lady ponders whatever other personel they might need*

[Ookalf]

*Ookalf looks around the park while the boss thinks.* ...Hey, do we have any, uh, y'know... lifeguards?