Mungojerrie: Electric Slide

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: Getting my suite as teched out as I can. Really sweet deals I've been getting.

Viridi: *swallows* Trying to bring the Forces of Nature back up to full operational status. One can never be too careful. *mutters* Which reminds me, I'll need to resurrect Cragalanche later. I keep putting that off.

Callista: Been taking part in PFL matches from time to time. Nothing too fancy or stressful, and it's kind of fun.

[Raleigh]

Sounds productive at least.

[AmbushCat]

Viridi: Oh, it is. Sad part about it is that most of my children wouldn't last long against Muffinville's odder residents, so I'm taking steps to increase their battlefield longevity.

[Raleigh]

Need help? I'm rather good at improving an individual's battlefield longevity.

[AmbushCat]

Viridi: *looks at Raleigh warily for a moment* I think I'll go about this one solo for a little while, but thanks for the offer.

[Raleigh]

Alrighty. So, any of you all seen any giant shadow beast tortoises recently? It'd be really large if you had.

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: How large are we talking about? Like, a hundred meters? 200?

[Raleigh]

Well it is a colossal creature so somewhere closer to 100 rather than 200. Things in the 200 range get called something else.

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: *giggles lightly* Semantics, Raleigh. ...But seriously, I can't say that I have. At least, not in the 100 range. Now if it were 200, whoo boy.

[Raleigh]

Well there is always the chance they've ate something to grow bigger. Where did you see them?

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: If you went straight east from here until you hit the edge of the Continent, it would've been about 230 miles Northerly farther down the coast.

[Raleigh]

Near the coast eh? I'll make sure to bring my fishing gear when I head out. Who knows, I might catch some lovely fish for my sushi stand.

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: If you do, let me know, would ya? I think I'd probably buy some.

Viridi: *swallows, raising an eyebrow* I thought you didn't like seafood.

Phosphora: I don't. *smiles* I just think Calli here would look cuter if she worked for scale, don'tcha think so?

Callista: *warningly* You even think of sticking me in a fish scale bikini, and I swear to Stacy that I'll smack you with a rubber trout next time you leave the ship.

*The Lightning Flash sweatdrops, still smiling.*

[Raleigh]

Now why did you have to mention trout? Do they served smoked trout here? I haven't had any in years.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: Oh, sure. We serve everyone here.

Viridi: *rolls her eyes* That old joke? Seriously?

Callista: ---Even the goddesses.

Viridi: Well, you'd better! Phosphora and I deserve top-notch service here. Anything less is a travesty to the nth degree!

Callista: Glad you agree. Add some barbecue sauce and thyme to your ponytail, and we can get started.

Viridi: *blinks; double-take* Wait, what?

*Phosphora leans back in her seat laughing, a hand on her forehead.*