A Plan Most Sinister!

[Lola]

"All right... well how many strueberries would you like? And where would you like me to bring them..."

[Marky]

There is no answer until!

Fwoosh!

A spotlight turns on, illuminating an open can of tuna atop a pedestal!

Sam blinkblinks and holds up her hand to block the light for a moment, before her eyes light up as she darts over to the pedestal and climbs up it (if need be) and happily begins eating the tuna...right out of the can!

[Feng]

"Hmmm... Would two dozen be reasonable?" asks Bones. "That should produce enough bishounen to fuel the MORPHEUS while leaving plenty of leftovers for your girls to play with."

(Sips tea)

"Of course... if the quota is too steep, I suppose I could settle for less as long as I can produce at least four bishounen that meet the proper requirements."

He turns his attention back to the screen.


There is a low humming sound coming from the room Elliot is in. Suddenly a bunch of bright lights shine forth, nearly blinding the poor squid girl.

::Well, well, well:: says the voice of Lord Bones, crackling on the overhead speaker. ::Who do we have here? A guest? A salesman? Or is it an intruder?::

(The sound of tea sipping can be heard)


As Sami-Chan devours her prize, the podium she's on begins to hum...

::ACTIVATING MAIL PORTAL:: says a feminine computerized voice.

[Harri-chan]

Ellie lifts her arms up, shielding her eyes from the bright lights. Her nose wrinkled as she recognised the voice that spoke through the speaker, "Lord Bones! I should have known!", she called dramatically. "This is Elliot of the Muffinville Council! You're going to pay for this!", she continued, her t-shirt acting much like a dress, if nowhere near as pretty.

[Marky]

As Sami-Chan devours her prize, the podium she's on begins to hum...

::ACTIVATING MAIL PORTAL:: says a feminine computerized voice.

Sam blinkblinks as she finishes up the tuna, letting out a small burp, before she realizes what's going on. Suddenly, she tries to jump off of the podium before the mail portal activates...but it may already be too late!

[Feng]

There is the echo of much sinister laughter followed by the distinct sound of tea sipping.

::OHO!:: shouts Bones triumphantly. ::I've attracted powerful company. I am fearful indeed!::

(Break)

::And what do you think you are going to do about your situation, Elliot-Chan? After all, you should have known better than to trespass on a supervillain's property. Tsk tsk!::


Too late indeed! Sami-Chan finds herself being thrust through an eerie portal, jolted from all sides by strange energies!

[Marky]

Too late indeed! Sami-Chan finds herself being thrust through an eerie portal, jolted from all sides by strange energies!

Sam eeps as she is thrust through and eerie portal and jolted from all sides by strange energies. X_______X

[Harri-chan]

"Quit calling me that!", she said, trying to sound as authoritative as possible, but it was a difficult ask. "Intruding? I did no such thing! I was investigating, to make sure the safety of the townsfolk wasn't at risk! And a good thing I did! If I hadn't, who knows what wicked deeds you'd have carried out, but now I'm here to stop you! Now... let me out".

[Feng]

(More sinister laughter!)

::Oh? But its such a fitting name considering your current situation:: laughs Bones. ::As for your threats, I welcome your attempt to stop me although I highly doubt you'll succeed...::

The room feels unbearably hot...

.... It feels like a desert....

.... .... Did I mention its sweltering hot?

.... .... .... Ugh... The heat is unbearable.


MEANWHILE in a parallel plane of existence!

Sami-Chan finds herself thrust by unknown forces through a sea of blue, an ocean accompanied by streaks of green lightning! As it crackles nearby, she finds her body tingling in a foreboding sort of way...

[Harri-chan]

Ellie began shifting about as she felt the temperature rise rapidly, and beads of sweat break out across her skin. If it wasn't for the bumps beneath her long t-shirt, she'd have almost certainly tugged it off to try and stay cool. "Oh god... ", she groans, feeling like her skin was burning as she turned around and started banging her clenched fists against the sealed door again, "Don't make this worse for yourself, Bones!".

[Marky]

MEANWHILE in a parallel plane of existence!

Sami-Chan finds herself thrust by unknown forces through a sea of blue, an ocean accompanied by streaks of green lightning! As it crackles nearby, she finds her body tingling in a foreboding sort of way...

Sam's eyes go wide as she feels her body tingling, gulping a bit. "U-uh-oh, m-mew." She lets out as she tumbles about, quite the worried look on her face.

[Feng]

Bones responds to Elliot's demands with fiendish giggling.

As the heat continues to bake poor Ellie-Chan, she finds herself feel herself 'drying up'. Eerily enough her already twiggy arms have grown smaller, her dainty legs likewise!


As for Sami-Chan, she feels herself stretching and contorting and all manner of unpleasant feelings. Whether this is due to the energy or just from travelling through dimensions remains uncertain. What is certain though is that Sami-Chan eventually does escape from her extra-dimensional adventure, and is tossed unceremoniously to the floor, landing on her ample chest.

.... wait what?

[Harri-chan]

Ellie was feeling pretty weak from the heat, the blue hair swirling around as she turned and staggered to one of the tanks with the less aggressive creatures inside, and now began banging on the glass, trying to get at the water. "Bones... this... is your... last... chance!", she groaned.

[Blaze]

Fimbulvetr chuckles and crosses her legs.

"You do provide good entertainment Mr. Bones, I must say."

[Shimmering Shadow]

The shadow pauses--but only for a moment, before dashing down the coriddoor, light of foot! Never let a good siesta go to waste!