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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:24 am

((OOC: Alright. Here we go.))

*Satisfied that Dawn is paying attention, Calli turns to face the clerk as the last of the food is rung up.*

Callista: Alright, talk to me. How much?

Clerk: HL, American dollars, or what?

Callista: American dollars.

Clerk: *checks* Alright, you owe $392.46.

Callista: Hmm... *starts to look highly focused; takes out a calculator,* Let's see... 392.46 divided by ten is... 39.24. Divide the first part by 13, and we get 3.24... and there's three of us, so going by the Multiple Shopper Protocol, let's see what we get...

Clerk: *seems a bit taken back* I don't think I like where this is going.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Raleigh » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:36 pm

Don't forget, I have coupons. *Pulls out an envelope full of coupons.*
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:23 pm

Callista: Thanks a bunch, Raleigh. *takes the envelope, opens it, and looks through the coupons* ...Hmm, that reduces the price by another 5/6ths... divide by the theory of relativity, subtract the dividends provided by the Protocol, add the equivalent value of our combined I.Q., and what we're left with is... *does some calculating* ...two cents and a can of insect repellent. *stares at the clerk* Right?

Clerk: ... ... *looks flummoxed* How in the world do you...?
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:24 pm

"Wha......" said Dawn as she stares with a blank look on her face.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:50 pm

*Not hearing any argument from the clerk about it, Callista pulls out two cents and a can of bug spray.*

Callista: *hands them over, smiling* Here you go.

Clerk: *frowns, but takes them and gives her the receipt* Why do we even bother giving you the receipts if you're just going to underpay for everything?

Callista: *as an assistant puts the bagged groceries in the cart and Calli's shopping bag* In case I forget, something, you know?

Clerk: Whatever... is that wolf of yours going to be by to reimburse us, or what?

Callista: Yeah, yeah... some as last time. *turns to Raleigh* Do you have a bag of holding I can borrow from you?
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Maiden Miki » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:17 pm

AmbushCat wrote:*Not hearing any argument from the clerk about it, Callista pulls out two cents and a can of bug spray.*

Callista: *hands them over, smiling* Here you go.

Clerk: *frowns, but takes them and gives her the receipt* Why do we even bother giving you the receipts if you're just going to underpay for everything?

Callista: *as an assistant puts the bagged groceries in the cart and Calli's shopping bag* In case I forget, something, you know?

Clerk: Whatever... is that wolf of yours going to be by to reimburse us, or what?

Callista: Yeah, yeah... some as last time. *turns to Raleigh* Do you have a bag of holding I can borrow from you?

"Wow! You traded with her," said Dawn as she blinked a few times.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Raleigh » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:57 pm

Sure sure. *Pulls out one such bag for Callista.*
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Wed Sep 14, 2011 7:27 am

Callista: Much thanks. *proceeds to the fill the bag with the rest of the items* Say, didn't you earlier suggest someplace else around here we could go?
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Raleigh » Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:15 pm

I think I suggested the open air markets next to the harbor. There should be quite a few things there that might not be found in a supermarket like this. Exotic spices from elsewhere on this planet and fresh fish.... yum. *Sends a shadow of himself back to buy him some rice.* Sushi....
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Maiden Miki » Wed Sep 14, 2011 9:59 pm

"I could go for some sushi! That sounds tasty!" said Dawn who looked excited but also at the same time sounded like she didn't know what it was.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:40 am

Callista: *makes sure she has everything* Well, I ain't a fan of the fish, but I can make an exception this time. Tally-ho!

*Calli charges out of the store, almost not giving the automatic doors time to open, and jogs towards the harbor as fast as she is able.*

Callista: I keep forgetting that running with extra weight on me puts more stress on my muscles. Silly me. *chuckles and uses telekinesis to make things easier for her*
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Maiden Miki » Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:59 pm

AmbushCat wrote:Callista: *makes sure she has everything* Well, I ain't a fan of the fish, but I can make an exception this time. Tally-ho!

*Calli charges out of the store, almost not giving the automatic doors time to open, and jogs towards the harbor as fast as she is able.*

Callista: I keep forgetting that running with extra weight on me puts more stress on my muscles. Silly me. *chuckles and uses telekinesis to make things easier for her*

"Oh~ So where we going again?" asked Dawn as she was stretching her legs to keep up with Callista.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Raleigh » Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:13 pm

The harbor. Time for me to get me some fish.... and seaweed.
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby AmbushCat » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:22 am

Callista: I can understand the fish, but why the seaweed?
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Re: Immaterial and Missing Shopper

Postby Maiden Miki » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:49 pm

"To make sushi!" said Dawn as she smiled and nodded.
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