Nekkid's Log

[Mitera Nikkou]

Muffindate 6969.1

I encountered a new song today. I have yet to get it out of my head, which isn't helped by the fact that I can't stop listening to it. At this time I am considering subliminal mind control at work, but I have no way to prove it, and for some reason I don't feel like telling anyone about my suspicions. Is it because I'd be embarrassed if anyone were to know that I was listening to this kind of music? Perhaps this will resolve itself by the time I wake up tomorrow. For now, duty calls, and mother nature can be quite persistent.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Muffindate 6969.2

I wanted to get some food out of the vendor for lunch, but whatever I ordered was met with, "I do not understand." Rather than make a fuss, I tried another vending machine. This next one always asked me, "and theeeeeeen," whenever I tried to finalize my order. When I finally lost my patience with that one, I found another vending machine to try. This one had the good sense to say, "I like money," and accepted my order. I don't know about the world, but money makes the coils in a vending machine go 'round. Oh, and third time's the charm.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Muffindate 6969.3

I encountered a faery today. At first I was thrilled, because I like faeries. But this faery shot a bullet at me! And then a bunch of other faeries swooped down on me, firing bullets as well! I had no choice but to defeat them, but their number never seemed to decline; I don't know if it was because there were that many faeries, or if they were coming back to life on me. Regardless, I got out of that... bullet hell as fast as I could. It was a good thing, too, because some kind of faery boss had appeared and tried to turn me into an ice statue.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Muffindate 6969.4

Today I learned that encountering black holes really sucks. They really know how to ruin a story. Plot holes -- on the other hand -- are really convenient, since wherever they lead is already plotted out. All I have to do is drive my spaceship through one end and I'm on my way out the other end quicker than I can say... Oh, sorry, I was spacing out for a moment there. A transporter beam malfunctioned and reconstituted my upper body so it's facing backwards, and it's quite distracting.