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Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:07 pm

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A strange creature lumbers through the streets of Muffinville. A Oni, shaking the ground a bit as he tromps through the street.

"COME WEAK HUMANS! Oni will teach you to fight Sword! Humans not be weak after lesson! Oni promises!" He shouts, eventually strolling into the park, where a circle of dirt has been prepared beforehand... likely by its claws.
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby AshK » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:26 pm

Eternal Sailor Solaris exits her portal as it closes behind her. She looks around the place and flies up into the sky to get a better look. She then lands and looks around.

"Hello, though I am good at fighting with my Aiku, I could always use more skills as the Princess of the Solaris Court." Eternal Solaris said then looked at the creature ready to attack if need be. "Know anyone who would like to be my partner?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Feng » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:31 pm

A man wearing a brown bowler hat and a trench coat approaches the Japanese ogre.

"I say," he exclaims adjusting his hat. "An Oni! I haven't seen your kind since my last journey to Japan. What brings you to this city, noble demon?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby AshK » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:38 pm

"I think he is trying to start a sword fighting class." Eternal Solaris said as she walked over to the trench-coat clad man. "My name is Eternal Sailor Solaris, everyone just calls me Solaris."
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:42 pm

AshK wrote:Eternal Sailor Solaris exits her portal as it closes behind her. She looks around the place and flies up into the sky to get a better look. She then lands and looks around.

"Hello, though I am good at fighting with my Aiku, I could always use more skills as the Princess of the Solaris Court." Eternal Solaris said then looked at the creature ready to attack if need be. "Know anyone who would like to be my partner?"


The Oni grunts at Solaris. "Oni teach girl to fight. If girl pays Oni in gold or meat. If girl want attack Oni, Oni wont teach. Just bash girl's brains over the rocks."

Feng wrote:A man wearing a brown bowler hat and a trench coat approaches the Japanese ogre.

"I say," he exclaims adjusting his hat. "An Oni! I haven't seen your kind since my last journey to Japan. What brings you to this city, noble demon?"


The Oni treats the mysterious gentlemen with a toothy grin. "Oni teaches puny humans to be less puny. In return they give Oni gold or meat. It a good arrangement."
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Feng » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:45 pm

"Do you accept human sacrifices as a legitimate offering of meat?" asks the man, giving the magical girl a sly grin.
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:49 pm

The Oni shrugs. "Meat is meat. Havent eaten human in years... gets them all mad. Then the holy men come after Oni. Big headache. But if you give human to me, guess thats okay. Holy men come after you then. Try to make it a tasty one, though." He says with a smirk.
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Feng » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:53 pm

"Holy men can be a pain" agrees the man. "In that case I better play it safe with gold. That way you can buy all the hotdogs you wish!" :mrgreen:

Reaching into his pockets he procures a gold watch. "Will this payment suffice Master Oni?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby AshK » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:38 pm

"I understand Mr. Oni." Eternal Solaris said as she pulls some Gold Coins out of her subspace pocket and handed it to the Oni. "Will this payment suffice?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:45 pm

The Oni grunts, taking both of their offerings and sniffing them. "Good enough. Do puny humans have their own swords?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Feng » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:49 pm

The man grins before drawing a blade concealed in his cane.

"Will this suffice, Master Oni?"
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:58 pm

The Oni huffs. "A bit flimsy, but sharp. Now..." he grins. "Stab Oni."
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby AshK » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:09 pm

*Eternal Solaris searches her memories and remembers about the royal Solaris sword. She had almost forgotten about the sword that was given to her by her mother in her Silver Millennium life. She summons it. The sword is Gold and Silver with a sun at the balance point of the sword. It has a purple and yellow handle that is made just for the Solar Princess's hands. Eternal Solaris swings it around and miraculously avoids hitting either the oni or the trench coat clad man. It feels natural to her as if it was meant for her hands and her hands alone.

"I'm ready." Eternal Solaris says as she gets ready to learn.
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:15 pm

The Oni rolls his eyes at the flashy display. "Glittery sword belongs on a mantlepiece. Time to get it bloody..." He smirks. "Stab Oni..."
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Re: Learn to fight Sword!

Postby AshK » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:23 pm

"Oh no worries," Eternal Solaris said. "This is the first time in thousands of years that it has been used. I was just making sure I could still maneuver it."

Eternal Solaris then flies up into the sky and attempts to stab the Oni in the head.


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