Happy birthday, Haylie!

[Mitera Nikkou]

So... You're an adult now, huh? What a shame. I thought you were smarter than a dolt.

And, yes, that pun was my present. Pfffft!

[Mistress Guendolen]

Happy birthday! Enjoy being legal.

[Sam]

Congrats on being a legal adult! Just don't run off to get married just yet

[Tiffany Grimm]

Happy Birthday dude! Congrats, and have a good one old friend!

[Alissa of Someday]

Eighteen eh? My goodness--you've caught up to me!
...
Oh yes--I do hope that you're birthday is a pleasant one though!

[Haylie]

BEHOLD MY AWESOME LEGALITY!!!!

Uh... I mean... Thanks, everyone! I'm certain to enjoy this day, and possibly the next if I'm not too wired from too much cake.

I hereby declare, for this ONE DAY ONLY, the cake is NOT a lie.

[Mistress Guendolen]

Of course not! Cake is always true on your birthday. Now, go buy a lottery ticket, just because you can.

[Ookalf]

Happy birthday, dude.

[Mendi-chan]

Congrats my good man. Now you can go out and call all those infomercials that you've dreamed about. I know you've had your eye on that set of ginsu knives that can cut through a shoe.

[Haylie]

Holy crap, how'd you know?!

Thanks everyone, and I've more had my eye on an Xbox 360, but oh wellz.

[Mitera Nikkou]

It's not that the cake is a lie, but that the lie is the cake.

That's the sort of wisdom you receive once you come of age. ;p

[Sailor Ganymede]

Happy Birthday!

*Throws eighteen Rasengans at you one for each year of your life.*

Happy Birthday Haylie-Chan!