My birthday present is... Not having to worry about birthdays! And thus everyone can breath a sigh of relief that they hadn't realized they had been holding! Woo-hoo!
Well, what else do you expect? Presents don't grow on trees! Well, to some people, perhaps... but still! With all these birthdays recently, I'm fresh out. Of fresh things. Which means I'm steadily rising to the top rank. Geddit? Then that's your present!