I can argue that men are smarter then women quite quickly.
1) Assume everyone other than me is of average intellect, on average.
2) I am of above average intellect.
3) I am a man.
Therefore, men on average are a miniscule amount smarter than women, yay! Now of course half of you (The smart women and stupid men) could apply the same logic and reach the opposite conclusion.
This, however, would be a contradiction, since men cannot be both more intelligent and less intelligent than women. I must therefore conclude that the reverse arguement can never happen, and therefore I am more intelligent than all women and less intelligent than all men.
As you see, all men are clealy smarter than all women. QED.
Now just hope that I never take a course in logic, or the world will explode
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