Magical Sailor Fuku

I have the answer to EVERYTHING. I am, like, totally rad and all that jazz.

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So ask me questions. I'm asking to have my brain stimulated. X_X

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So wait, you're a giant, floating rock with a huge eye?

No... If I had said that "I rock", then yes, I would be. ;p

But I don't needed to be a giant, floating rock with a huge eye to know everything. *_*

Alright then, here's a question for you.

Explain catgirls, why do they exist? Where did they come from and how?

Manpuncher wrote:Explain catgirls, why do they exist?

Because people want a break from the same old. They're Like Kitkats: "break me off a piece." So you get a little cat with your girl, you see. But where Kitkats are for an appetite, catgirls are for sating an interest. Anything else concerning this interest is just a different "flavor" for different people. Catgirls just happen to be one of the more tastier ones it seems.

Where did they come from and how?

From the minds of horny little mongrels. ;p And they did it by fantasizing about girls they couldn't have when they got tired of fantasizing about the same old. Same old? Same old. Huh.

Actually, to be a little more serious, I believe that catgirls are almost exclusively a phenomenon from Japan. Which doesn't necessary mean that it happened in Japan first, but rather that Japan was the one to hit with it internationally and became renowned for it. A part of Japan's culture is probably responsible, as a cat is regarded in particular ways there like many other countries show interest/pride/taboo in other animals.

Explan division by zero, why does it exist?

It exists so nothing can cease to exist. Just by being nothing it is something; it's just an undeterminable something, much like infinite. When you divide by zero, you create parallel zeroes, only we can't see them because they are supporting the existences of their own universes. Dividing nothing makes more something. Because everything has to start from something... Which is nothing.

Genius! Why are puppies so cute?

So you won't realize (until it's too late) what potential trouble they can be when fully grown. And it's also a good weapon to get themselves out of trouble when they make mistakes while they're young and learning.

And it's also because they are afraid of being made into hush puppies and slush puppies. They use their cuteness to try and convince people that they're better as they are. And to prevent themselves from becoming hotdogs, they pant when they need to.

Why do Adam's wiggly pink mouse-toes hold such amazing POWER?! :O

And while you're at it, why do pigs have wings?

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Why is it so hard to find a Mazda RX-7 (FD3S) in good condition at any price?

Musashi wrote:Why do Adam's wiggly pink mouse-toes hold such amazing POWER?! :O

Much like Happosai, Adam has a build-up of crud under his nails (well, claws). You see, most of it is cheese, and cheese gets sharper as it ages. His claws inherit that sharpness and thus enhance the power of his toes, making it possible to rend everything asunder with their cute gesticulations.

Sophia Anieri wrote:And while you're at it, why do pigs have wings?

Do you remember why God gave us a rainbow? It was to remind us that he'd never destroy us in a flood again. Satan made flying pigs to remind us that anything is possible and give us hope... Which is why he hasn't let any of them out of their pens yet. That devil him.

Jeanette wrote:Why is it so hard to find a Mazda RX-7 (FD3S) in good condition at any price?

Because a lot of fools drive them. These fools eventually encounter the A-team, and Mr. T messes them up in the process of taking care of the fools because he can't stand flying and thus he hates his dependency on ground travel.

Hypothetically if one were to bottle time, (Time Whiz!) what demographic, (other then the elderly) should one aim for when marketing it?

That'd depend on what time does. If it adds time to their life in such a way as to allow them to live longer ("more time on their hands"), I'd sell it to the elderly. At least in America because of the baby boomers. I know you said, "no elderly," but that's just perfect business sense. ;p Now, in the case that it advances someone's age so they become older, I reckon it wouldn't be approved by the FDA and all that and it'd have to be sold through underground channels to those teenagers that have complaints against people saying they're not grown up enough yet and thus want to be, well, grown up. In the case that it gives someone more time in the standard measure of time, I'd sell it to working adults and/or single parents that need more time to get multiple things done in one day and have time to relax afterward.

That's the best I could come up without being sure that I grasped your meaning.