by Queen Octavia » Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:11 pm
Lol, reminds me of my own fire story.
It was thanksgiving three years past, and my immediate family and around six near relatives were at the table dining. I got up to refill the water, and noticed something was amiss in the adjacent kitchen.
"There's a fire in the toaster oven." I spoke, cool as a cucumber. No one paid me any mind.
"There's a fire in the toaster oven." No one seemed to care above their chatter. So, I shrugged, and figured I'd take care of it. It was just inside the toaster oven, and didn't seem too bad. So I reached over and aimed the sink hose at the offending incendiary accumulation.
It was of course a grease fire, unbeknowst to my hapless self. When the jet of water hit it it went WHOOSH and leapt upwards in a mighty blaze, and also made a loud noise.
"WHAT THE!?" everyone in the dining room had taken note of this occurence.
"I told you. There was a fire in the toaster oven." I calmly explained as I returned to my seat.