by Mitera Nikkou » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:56 am
What did you say, girl?
Bark, bark!
Somebody pumped you up?
Whimper.
But it wasn't anyone from SNL?
Bark!
You were kidnapped?
Growl.
Dognapped!?
Snort.
Then they gave you some juice? That seems awfully nice...
Bite.
Ow! Hey! I just thought that you meant a drink!
Rolls over and plays dead.
Oh, that kind of juice!
Howls.
Don't worry, you're already a dopey dog, and I'll love you no matter how much dumber you get.
Devours.
...
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
♥