The Brava system made me lol when I saw the price tag

[Stellar]

Okay, so I randomly flip through a Cosmopolitan and find an add for 'natural breast enhancment that doesn't use surgery pills or creams.'

The website is brava.com so I spent a good 30 minutes on it last night cause something is screwy with their website and takes forever to load and thus get through to read about the system.

The basic explanation is that it gently vaccums your breasts with a microprocessor that does three things: regulates the vaccum pressure, records how long you wear the system, and records average pressure readings.

One thing I noticed on the website was that it's not for people who are still developing breasts, but I figured I'd sign up anyway just to find out how much these are since the largest size they can help grow is a small C cup and I'm quite positive after another three years of hormones I won't reach that size. I crashed after registering.

This morning I have an email from them that reads:

Hi April,

TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR NEW PRICING PLANS! Free Shipping!

As low as $94.00 a month

Welcome to Brava, the Breast Enhancement and Shaping System and the only clinically proven non-surgical alternative for breast enlargement.

The Brava Sport Kit can be purchased directly from Brava and sent straight to you. The price of the Brava Sport kit is $895.95 plus $29.95 shipping and handling for a total of $924.95. Brava also offers a skin care line, which is very important for the Brava User. The skin care kit contains Brava Cleanser to wash your breasts, Brava Antiseptic Dome Cleanser to wash your domes, No-Sting Skin Prep Wipes to prevent a rash during system use and Brava Moisturizer to apply upon removal of your domes. The skin care kit costs $89.95. (If you do not use a Brava payment plan, it can be purchased for only $44.95!) The total including the purchase of the Brava Kit & Skin Care Kit is $969.95. Today the Brava Sport is only $940.00 because we have free shipping

or

The Brava Starter Kit Deluxe can also be purchased directly from Brava. The price of the Brava starter Kit Deluxe is $1195.00 plus $29.95 shipping and handling for a total of $1224,95. The skin care line costs $89.95. ( If you do not use a Brava Payment Plan it can be purchased for only $44.95). The total for the Brava starter Kit Deluxe is $1269.95. Today the Brava Starter Kit Deluxe is $1240.00 because we have free shipping.

The difference between the 2 kits:

Brava Starter Kit Deluxe has internet access and charger for batteries.

The batteries of the Brava Sport have to be changed every 2 weeks with 2 Triple A batteries and does not have internet access.

We also have payments plans available.

Who wouldn't lol at a price like that? Then again in a few years hopefully I'll have more money (or be making more money) and will probly end up buying the starter kit because the only surgeries id prefer undergoing is neck (for my small but still noticable now and then adom's apple) and srs. And pills and creams don't even come close to matching how fast this works, or how reliable the Brava thing is.

*shrugs* I'm weird.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I wouldn't get it, period. Not only do I bet that it wouldn't work, but that it might have negative effects if it works like it says it does. It's one thing to get the blood flowing, to engorge the breasts and encourage them to grow that way, but it's quite another to have the blood pulled toward the skin. I assure you that anyone who gets it will get a visit from Mr. T. ;p It sounds like something you'd see on an informercial where you'll need to make so many payments for $19.95. It just sounds similar to things that supposedly make the penis longer. I recommend against this. :O