I knew it!

[Mitera Nikkou]

This is so ludicrous that I had to share it. They say that time is perceptional, and that it may seem faster or slower depending on what you're doing. Now, at the moment I am a bit tired, but I don't think that makes me crazy. XD Okay, here's what happened...

I put some leftover pizza in the microwave and set it for 2:00. I took about a half dozen steps to reach the cup in my pseudo-room from the microwave, where I took a second or two to glance into it to see if any cat hairs or something had gotten into it (I reuse cups for a while). From there I took about eight steps to reach the stove and took another second or two to glance into the cup again, just in case. Then I took three steps to reach the sink, where I swished some water in the cup a bit anyway (I'm neurotic like that XD;; ). I then place it on the counter beside me before taking three or so steps to reach the small refrigerator (next to the microwave), open it up, take out the pitcher of Kool-aid, close it, then take about the same amount of steps to return to my cup. The pitcher has a small opening so it comes out in a small stream, and I filled my cup (looks to be about seven inches high and three wide) just short of half. Then I returned the pitcher (you know the details) before returning to my cup. When I turned around and looked at the timer on the microwave... It said 1:45! Fifteen seconds!? I'm pretty sure it took five just to fill my cup with juice. X_X

Right, so, I considered that long enough for the clock to read 1:38 by the time I took the few steps required to enter my room. I put my cup down on my desk, sat down in my chair, took a sip from my drink, and just as I was clicking on my Firefox icon... Beep, beep, beep! But it couldn't have been more than twenty seconds! But I checked the pizza and it was, indeed, hot.

So you see my dilemma. On one hand time seems to flow a bit slower, and on the other it zips right on by. Now, I know that I can lose track of time, but that's usually when I'm doing nothing, when I'm thinking or focusing on writing a post or a caption. But in this case I did each thing in succession and I'm pretty sure time was flowing "normally." I always know when I lose track of time; it's a distinct feeling.

Oh, right... The subject? I figure I'm finally getting lost in my own mind, or my mind's phasing out of this reality, or whatever you want to call it. Don't say crazy: it's got no class. ;p

But, yeah... I'm going to be boggling over this experience forever. Next thing I know I'll probably find myself realizing that I'm surrounded by dead bodies, covered in blood and wielding the weapon(s). Yup. ;/

[Ell]

It's the blasted monks again! That, or you're unconsciously bending space-time. Whatever the case, see if it happens again before you officially freak out.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Won't be easy without a timer, and I don't use the microwave that much. Perhaps there's just a weird space-time anomaly around my computer, an effect caused by my frequency in said spot. Soon there shall be a quantum black hole here... Mwa-ha-ha! >:O

[Ell]

"And the days were shorter. Mmm. Something had gone wrong with the days. They were shorter days. Mmm. Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede...

Endless days going by fast. Didn't make sense. Mmm. Mind you, you didn't get the sense now that you used to get in the old days."

Something like this(though obviously on a smaller scale)?

[Mitera Nikkou]

Not that my brain could really understand it. XD

Although, depending on my sleeping habits, I can completely lose track of time. (I don't use a calendar but I do have a good sense for following the days as they pass.) One time I was about three days behind. Occasionally I ask someone which day it is, just to be sure, but when I had asked for Sunday or Monday they told me that it was Thursday. O.o; Confused me all to Hell...

It'd be neat to have some control over the flow of time. With how slow my mind can be, and how it wanders and gets distracted, having more time could certainly help. I just need to speed up the processing... process in my brain to create the illusion that time is flowing slower. *_*

[Kether]

You are mastering the space time continuum. Believe in yourself!

[Mitera Nikkou]

Believing in myself is among the last things on my list of things to do. <.<;

[Kether]

Believing in myself is among the last things on my list of things to do. <.<;

but then you won't be able ot save the cheerleader and thus the world.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I don't care about cheerleaders or the world. XD

[Kether]

I don't care about cheerleaders or the world. XD

then we are doomed

[Mitera Nikkou]

Isn't that what life is about, though?

[Josh-May]

that sounds a little similar to me, i tend to get Deja vu alot.. and by alot i mean ALOT it gets freaky sometimes,, acouple instances i've caught myself in a multiple deja vu, where i even remember saying i just had deja vu.

and im serious too.