My theory for balding

[Mitera Nikkou]

It's because of cultures that have a thing against body hair, but it's hair nonetheless and the combined parts of the body shaved outweigh the one part of the body's hair that is still favored for the most part (that of the hair on your head). I blame the ancient Greeks, those turkeys, them.

This isn't necessarily a serious topic but I'm not waving a TF gun around, either.

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Damn; where's an emoticon with a halo when you need one?

[Raleigh]

I don't think there is one since no one is innocent on the net.

[Mitera Nikkou]

You are mistaken. I'm not only innocent, but I feel pretty; oh, so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gay! *_*

And not bald! Yay!

[Helel]

I did always find it odd why some people were so obsessed with only having hair on certain parts of the body. And stuff.

Not really, anyways. I only shave mah face regularly and keep my hair short cause it's easier to manage that way. Otherwise, I'm quite combustable.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I must be even more combustible, then. I must look like a Neanderthal or something. <_<;

Of course, if I could have it my way, I'd have a lot less hair. I mean, hair just doesn't look right on bweubz. The last thing I'd want is some coarse chest hair making the nipples look like giant warts.

[Raleigh]

Thanks for that mental image. I am going to sign up for a brain washing now.

[Helel]

But you're our neanderthal, so it's okay Nikkou.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Shush, you. I think you need what Raleigh's getting. Let us not hear such a silly thing again. U_U

[ZeroForever]

could find the article but being lazy.

but just for real life notice, the gene for it(Balding) is carried by the mother, so it's tech your mom's fault if you end up balding.

[Helel]

could find the article but being lazy.

but just for real life notice, the gene for it(Balding) is carried by the mother, so it's tech your mom's fault if you end up balding.

Yeah, I've always heard that as well. And since women don't bald (as much) as men do, it's kinda hard to tell by just looking at your mother and saying "Hey, I'm probably (not) going to have to contend with balding when I'm older. Yay/Boo me!"

Your new title is "MSF's neanderthal" Nikkou.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Nuh-uh! I'm a spaminator! A user to the bitter end! Even though I haven't been a user for four years... <_<;;