I was goig to put this in teh fruitcake thread, but...

...Well, it's not quite the same. And bizarre enough for it's own thread.
See?
Now, when I saw the car, fallen in the millstream on my college campus (This was last semester. That's a picture I took via cellphone), I assumed it was some idiot, quite possibly inebriated, who had managed it...But as it turned out, this was the result of a high-speed chase across town, which led into the campus itself, before the criminal tried to park quickly, and then make a run for it--he was chased down by police dogs
...
Wild times at college, eh?
See?
Now, when I saw the car, fallen in the millstream on my college campus (This was last semester. That's a picture I took via cellphone), I assumed it was some idiot, quite possibly inebriated, who had managed it...But as it turned out, this was the result of a high-speed chase across town, which led into the campus itself, before the criminal tried to park quickly, and then make a run for it--he was chased down by police dogs
...
Wild times at college, eh?