Magical Sailor Fuku

I guess that makes me a turkey. And do you know what that makes you? Chumps.

Not that you can understand me, since I'm speaking in gobbledygook.

But, hey, at least I didn't say anything that would have sent your mind into the gutter.

Strike.

Oh, spare me.

Don't pin your grief on me.

What grief? I'm no fan of bumper-to-bumper traffic.

You know, grief. People tend to forget (or don't know) that it's not just a state of severe anguish.

Either way, you need to work on your follow-through. Put the right spin on it, and you'll get a laugh out of me. ;p

Think of the laughing me. For only a few words a day, you can give me decent entertainment, and new hope for the future. In return you'll get my profile, and you can get to know all about the me who wants to laugh. Please. Post now.

I'm not trying to get a laugh out of you; I just like puns and wordplay (of some kinds). There's no way I'd be able to get in the right frame of mind for that, in part because that takes too much effort.

Man, you two are having a ball with this one.

Seems like it. We're the only ones who haven't been bowled over by it. Although it's understandable that I haven't split, since this is right up my alley.

I thought about joining in, but they didn't have shoes my size.

That's okay. Big Bowling Ball is watching you.

It was funny because I got all three on the final frame. Since I never got one before, what with my skill level, it's fun to consider the chances of it happening.

Well I once bowled a bowler. It never looked quite the same after that.

That's because hats are meant to be worn, not bowled over. ;p

Speaking of which, I should wear a bowler when I go out to bowl.

But that'd be doubles bowling, they'd have to cut your score in half.